5.4/10
I really hate movies that make you feel as if you're only watching half-and-half of one. "The Abandoned", a 2006 horror offering from Spain, is one such movie that feels half good and half bad, and all-together, half-finished.… More
5.4/10
I really hate movies that make you feel as if you're only watching half-and-half of one. "The Abandoned", a 2006 horror offering from Spain, is one such movie that feels half good and half bad, and all-together, half-finished.
It's not a bad horror movie, and it's not impossible to live through as an experience, but given the praise it has gotten from some horror fans, I expected something better. Love and dedication went into the production, but so what? That's the director's personal pleasure and not ours. There needs to be something for the audience to chew on while they're waiting for the scares, but alas there's nothing worth chewing on, and there are few successful scares.
The story is told with simplicity at first, and then dives head first into a pool of pretension and confusion. We open on a Russian farm-house where a family is quietly eating dinner. A truck comes crashing into their land. Father goes out with shotgun loaded, ready for whatever is inside the truck. There turns out to be nothing in their aside from a dead mother and her two crying children. The kids are twins.
Forty years later, one of the twins has grown up, and we don't know too much about the other. The one who we do see is a woman (Anastasia Hille), all grown up and seeking answers to her whereabouts. She returns to Russia to find where her mother lived, the house which she was born in, and other super-fun secrets along the way. Soon after arriving, she meets her long-lost twin brother, the ghosts of a future lost, and a doppelganger; one for each twin!
Let's just say that while this all seems like a simplistic set-up, things get rather complicated real soon. I won't spoil the aspects of the story that make is so darn complicated, but I'll just hint that (1.) they're not that special and (2.) they're not that original.
"The Abandoned" seems like it's trying to say something through its narrative, but everything is so often boring and tedious that we could all care less. Sure, it will have its defenders who attempt to see it as a lost gem, although I see why others didn't like it. It's simply not a good movie; one that needs and deserves some good polishing. If only the story were as good as the ambitions, then maybe "The Abandoned" would qualify as good entertainment, but it's never engaging let-alone memorable.
What I liked about the film was that it looks great. Horror movies often invite more stylistic exploration, and sure enough, "The Abandoned" intends on doing a LOT of exploring. It's adventurous and inventive in its visual style; sometimes even fascinating. I admired the work done in this department rather than the work done anywhere else, and while I was entertained by the visual sequences, they don't quite amount to art. This is really nothing more than your typical run-of-the-mill ghost story, complete with bloody imagery and paranormal pop-ups; completely lacking in truly riveting chills or scares. The jumps and attempted frights keep repeating, repeating, and repeating themselves until our heads finally pop.
"The Abandoned" has energy. It is a well-acted, well-directed effort; worthy of some admiration and a good amount of respect, but never high praise. It may deserve some praise and it may not deserve some praise, but never-the-less, it's as I said; it still feels like only half a movie. And given this genre, the horror film, that might just amount for even less. The film is appropriately named, as most people will leave with the same goddamn impression. I shall forget and abandon "The Abandoned" for lacking the ability to be consistent. But I shall never say that I detest it.