The Adventures of Beatle Boyin (2007)

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Beatle Boyin's business cards read "Towing/Assassination", and she's been working on her hit-man training video infomercial for months now, but to no avail. A beautiful, incorrigible loner who refuses to live by the rules that society has set up, her only human contact is with her psychiatrist, Dr.… More Beatle Boyin's business cards read "Towing/Assassination", and she's been working on her hit-man training video infomercial for months now, but to no avail. A beautiful, incorrigible loner who refuses to live by the rules that society has set up, her only human contact is with her psychiatrist, Dr. Vanderark, and Carla, the stripper/hooker she employs once a week... until the night she meets a suicidal woman with a secret by the name of Athena Klendon. With a demented, sado-masochistic killer on their tail, courtesy of Athena's crooked former employer, the two quickly strike a bargain. Athena will change her life insurance policy to reflect Beatle as the beneficiary in exchange for her own execution. And while they wait for the paperwork to come through, Beatle will provide room and board in exchange for a little help with her infomercial. Throughout the course of this dark comic tragedy, our two heroines learn new ways of living this thing called life, and manage to fall in love in the process. But, what does fate actually have in store for these two star crossed lovers?