The Condemned

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The Condemned

Andy McPhee, Christopher Baker, Nathan Jones, Rick Hoffman, Robert Mammone

The story of Jack Conrad, who is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight ...( read more  read more... )to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor. The producer films the illegal event, airing the killings live and uncensored onto the internet.

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  • organgrinder136
    December 1, 2009
    organgrinder136
    blatent rip off of battle royale. you know it's bad when vinnie jones is doing the best acting in it. the cowboy winning....? it's also bad when the protagonist is so boring and annoying that you're wishing he bit the bullet first!!! the director is obviously a still in the close...( read more)t hershey-highwayman with a love for big texans
  • mrpopcorn
    June 26, 2009
    mrpopcorn
    "10 will fight, 9 will die. You get to watch."

    Jack Conrad is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned...( read more) killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

    REVIEW

    From WWE films comes this survival of the fittest picture about ten death row inmates who are transported against their will to a desolate island by an immoral television producer. Once there, they must defend themselves against one another while being broadcast live on the internet in a contest where there can only be one winner. Action movie has an intriguing setup with plenty of intense, hand to hand combat, but after a while it becomes redundant and never really delivers in terms of suspense, character, or steady camera work. Wrestler turned lead actor Austin is laconic and fairly cardboard in his portrayal of a tough, resilient survivor, but he nor the rest of the cast can be faulted for the film's shortcomings.
  • PvtCaboose91
    April 30, 2009
    PvtCaboose91
    Jack Conrad: "You know, I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But I don't play games."

    Ian Breckel: "You don't have to win... but everbody plays."


    There's something moralistically baffling about a balls-to-the-wall action flick that simultane

    ...( read more)ously celebrates violence and scolds an audience for celebrating violence...


    This above sentence refers to The Condemned; a WWE-produced action film helmed by Scott Wiper (A Better Way to Die is another entry to this director's CV). Borrowing heavily from Battle Royale, The Most Dangerous Game and The Running Man, it's apparent that this derivative production won't merit any points for originality. That said, The Condemned is an exploitative and entertaining action film that delivers precisely what any viewer expects: graphic violence, pulse-pounding action, and muscular performers generally beating the absolute crap out of each other. It will never receive any Oscars (or any prestigious awards, for that matter), nor will it be deemed a masterpiece. In addition, this certainly isn't the greatest action flick the industry has to offer (it's a breeding ground for clichés, for instance, and there are too many missteps that prevent it from being anything overly special). However, if you're seeking a straightforward actioner crammed with mindless violence that doesn't pull any punches, then get together a few mates, order pizza, pop open a cold one and enjoy The Condemned.


    WWE wrestler "Stone Cold" (a.k.a. Steven Austin) plays Jack Conrad; an American with a mysterious past who's incarcerated in an El Salvadorian prison. He's granted a reprieve, however, when ambitious reality television producer Ian Breckel (Mammone) selects him as part of his latest project. Ian acquires ten death row inmates from various global prisons and places them on a remote island. These condemned individuals are allotted thirty hours to fight each other to the death. The sole survivor of the bloodbath will be given freedom and sufficient cash to commence a new life. In essence, Breckel's show is reminiscent of the golden days of the Colosseum when gladiators fought to the death as a form of entertainment.

    Meanwhile, as the violence unfolds, the camera-infested island broadcasts the legally questionable carnage across the internet. Anyone in the world willing to pay fifty bucks can witness this live snuff film.


    The Condemned can be easily recommended to action movie connoisseurs. The mayhem is brutal, hard-hitting, entrenched in realism, and (despite a sagging middle act) in abundance. A few interesting action set-pieces make for enjoyable viewing, and the island (photographed in Queensland, Australia) is a great location for the chaos to unfold. Especially during the middle section there's far too much yakking in between the action, and the filmmakers seem to believe the best way to shoot fight scenes is to make them somewhat incomprehensible. The choreography is top-notch (crafted by Australian martial arts legend Richard Norton), but nearly every violent conflict is lensed with shaky, handheld camera...it all appears to be a nauseating blur. We see people pummelling each other, and we occasionally get a sense of who's who, but we usually have to wait for the fight to conclude before we can properly comprehend what actually transpired. The frenetic editing exacerbates this problem by cutting every nanosecond or so. Rectification of this problem was staring the filmmakers in the face: why not utilise the footage Ian Breckel and his team are capturing? Why not show the majority of a battle from the perspective of a paying viewer, watching the carnage from their computer? This'd make the action far more interesting and, honestly, more edifying. Unfortunately, outside of a bar full of Jack Conrad's friends, the film never shows anyone else who paid to watch this internet blood sport.


    Director Scott Wiper, it seems, isn't quite satisfied with helming a mere exploitation film. The Condemned comes armed with a message: consumers love violence. People like the odious Breckel become rich as long as viewers flock to this stuff in droves. Years ago, this may have been considered provocative; today, however, it's trite, and it disastrously decelerates the pace.

    Superfluous subplots also emerge in spades, proving very harmful to the pacing. Breckel's underlings constantly bicker as they are confronted with silly attacks of conscience. There's also a love story between Conrad and a girl back home. This exists purely as a foundation on which to build a corny happy ending. Naturally, the FBI also becomes involved. This addition, however, is shallow. The FBI ultimately does nothing useful. It isn't even properly exploited (imagine the possibilities of an FBI raid of Breckel's island...), therefore coming off as unnecessary.


    Despite the aforementioned criticisms, the film isn't without its upsides. The Condemned remains a fairly enjoyable romp featuring one-liners and action, even if the adrenaline stops pumping for corny chit-chat every so often. Director Wiper has made a commendable creative decision to eschew digital effects and green screen, predominantly employing the WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) approach. As a result, the film feels far grittier.


    A majority of the characters are stock personalities hardly developed past the first dimension. Character development doesn't exist beyond demonstrations of a character's fighting ability. It's extremely gruelling to keep up with who's been dispatched and who's still alive due to the congregation of mainly forgettable characters. The only truly memorable characters are Austin's Jack Conrad and Vinnie Jones' Ewan McStarley. Ultimately, after the other cookie-cutters have been eliminated in predictable ways, it's a duel between these two. Their climactic one-on-one conflict, though, is frequently baffling on account of the camera (which experiences an epileptic seizure any time there's an action sequence).


    Steven Austin has a terrific screen presence owing to his hulking appearance. There's little doubt he has potential as a hero, but this is an unsuitable vehicle for the actor. Based on the evidence available here it's difficult to ascertain whether or not he's capable of delivering dialogue - aside from a few conversations (during which he's fairly soft-spoken) he doesn't have much to say.

    Vinnie Jones, as always, is excellent. He's a menacing villain and certainly one of the highlights of this movie. Robert Mammone stars as the selfish reality television producer. He hits all the correct notes and comes across as pretty despicable. Other additions to the cast include Rick Hoffman (remember him from Hostel?), Tory Mussett (appearing under the name of Victoria Mussett), Manu Bennett, Madeleine West, Christopher Baker, Sam Healy, Luke Pegler, Emelia Burns and Dasi Ruz - all providing acceptable support. Most notable, though, is Masa Yamaguchi who seems extremely keen during his fight sequences.


    Perhaps a re-edited version of The Condemned (removing the tedious and superfluous subplots) would accelerate the pacing and allow for more testosterone-fuelled entertainment. At two hours long, this movie is too lengthy and at times too gruelling. It needed a more concise running time, more action and less exposition. But there's still the problem of the camerawork...

    For a film produced by WWE, The Condemned is better than expected...but this remains a faint praise. It's not as cheesy as John Cena's The Marine or as preposterous as Kane's See No Evil, but this had the potential to be a better movie. With a more competent director (as well as a superior cinematographer, for that matter) and a considerable trim, The Condemned could have fulfilled its potential. In the end, however, this picture gets enough right, and it's enjoyable without being too taxing.
  • mistershinobi
    April 5, 2009
    mistershinobi
    A badass version of Battle Royale. I don't know how to say this but, yes: I buy it. I drink this milkshake, I drink it all.

    This is, in fact, an exciting, dumb, fast-paced, intoxicating action flick with lots of fights and explosions, and I like it.

    Of course, I ...( read more)hated when they tried to be all socially aware and tried to shove down our throats some weird, anti-reality message but as long as they remained in the safe, warm place called action-flick-with-wrestlers, it was all good. And it's always a pleasure to see (and hear) Rick Hoffman talk as fast as he can. He's simply hilarious.

    I don't know who the hell is this Steve Austin, but I buy him as an action star. The Rock he ain't.
  • MovieGeek13
    March 19, 2009
    MovieGeek13
    How can you rag on a bad movie that is so in love with its badness?
  • uberbeard
    December 24, 2009
    uberbeard
    It was a bit pants, really.
  • scooterboyk
    December 21, 2009
    scooterboyk
    cheezy acting, but still good for a WWE film
  • eryri
    December 16, 2009
    eryri
    Similar to the movie Battle Royale, this is about 10 fugitives thrown on an island to fight to the death until 1 is declared the winner. The whole scenario is broadcast on the internet by a TV producer. I thought it was quite an entertaining popcorn movie - action packed and exci...( read more)ting. Stone Cold Steve Austin makes a good action star and with Vinnie Jones in the mix as a menacing villain you've got yourself an enjoyable movie full of fights, explosions and guns.
  • ashblackfire
    November 28, 2009
    ashblackfire
    ripp off of battle royale!! and not even an 1/20th as good!
  • ElCochran90
    November 24, 2009
    ElCochran90
    Too WWE to be taken seriously, too retarded to be considered as a precise message towards the Internet's morbosity powered by a massive audience, this abominable black comedy (?) gathers every single Hollywood stereotype possible and displays them through one of the worst ...( read more)remakes ever made. I'll stop here...

    43/100
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