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The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehea...( read more read more... )d. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush's finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her.

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Unrated, 1 hr. 30 min.

Directed by: Meike Mitsuru, Mitsuru Meike

Release Date: October 1, 2003

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DVD Release Date: June 5, 2007

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  • June 10, 2009
    This movie confused me, it is a softcore porn that tries to have a deeper meaning, but really all you get is a girl with a delayed reaction to all senses after a bullet in the head, an assassin/detective/rapist turned good guy and a very bizzarre and puzzling sequence of George W...( read more) fingering the lead via a self traveling television. Watch at your own risk.
  • December 26, 2008
    Love the pink films. This one was great!
  • August 9, 2008
    Wonderfully surreal sex comedy about a prostitute who gets shot in the forehead. Rather than killing her, the bullet fills her mind with visions and insights - and makes her really horny. Also in the mix is the cloned finger of George Bush (who makes an appearance in the film) an...( read more)d the result is very silly and very funny.
  • August 2, 2008
    This was actually quite funny. You know, in the few minutes where she actually wasn't naked....
    The movie IS as crazy as this plot synopsis makes it out to be. She gains abilities from a shot to the head, doesnt die, noone seems to really mind the gaping hole in her head and GW...( read more) Bush's finger clone can talk. Wow.
    Notable moments -
    -When wanting to take a photo she yells "CELLULAR PHOTO FUNCTION!!" (its as cute as it sounds)
    -Its cute to hear the word "frappuchino" and the Star Spangled banner in Japanese.
    -I dont think I ever saw a film with not only one but TWO ejaculations...
    -When the US army finds out the missiles are launched, instead of real people we see GI Joe-type dolls. HILARIOUS.

    I know theres a message buried deep in here, but its SOOOO deep you cant really take a message away from it. Campy fun, but dont watch with the parents or the kids.
  • June 28, 2007
    i got to see this at last year's fantasia movie festival here in montreal and i must admit, i was truly disappointed! i was hoping for a movie with substance and real debates on politics (on a softcore porn background), as i read in the critics... but i just found a piece of garb...( read more)age fulfilled with shitty pornographic sequences. it wasn't even funny and most of the story didn't make any sense. i think most of the people thought the same thing about it since many people left during the presentation and the others who stayed (like me) were wondering what the hell did they just saw. i'd rather watch bleu nuit, at least they doesn't have the nerve to call themselves an art movie.
  • June 14, 2007
    Makes David Lynch look freakin' normal by comparison.
  • June 7, 2007
    Es como Lord of the Rings, pero en ácido. el director Mitsuru Meike pretendía solamente entregar otra pink movie más, pero su anarquica sátira sexual creció más de los 65 minutos originales que tenían el título de Horny Home Tutor: Teacher?s Love Juice.

    Sachiko Hanai (brillantem...( read more)ente interpretada por Emi Kuroda) es una prostituta adepta a los juegos de rol, según la fantasía del cliente. Un día le toca estar en el momento equivocado en el lugar equivocado y es testigo de un crimen en el restaurant donde siempre come. Entonces hace lo que cualquiera hubiese hecho en su lugar: se levanta y toma una foto con su celular al asesino y al muerto. El asesino le pone una bala en la cabeza, y ella cae al suelo. Minutos después se levanta, un tanto confundida, y el dueño del restaurant, que es amigo del asesino, no quiere mas problemas y la ayuda a levantar sus cosas del suelo y la deja ir. Sachiko Hanai tiene una bala en la cabeza que trata de sacar con un lápiz pero termina por incustrarla en el cerebro, lo cual la transforma inexplicablemente en una chica súper inteligente, hambrienta de conocimiento y además le altera el apetito sexual a niveles extraordinarios. Supongo que piensas que ya te conté la historia completa, pero estos son apenas los primeros 15 minutos, lo que viene es una aventura de sexo y violencia y diversión.

    La subtrama involucra al asesino, pues cuando cometió ese crímen, una pieza que el muerto cargaba termina accidentalmente en la bolsa de Sachiko. Es un artefacto peligroso que pone en peligro la integridad del mundo. Adentro de lo que parece ser un labial, se encuentra el dedo clonado de George W. Bush, es el dedo fatídico que puede oprimir el botón del fin del mundo. Ahora, el asesino tiene que encontrar ese dedo, pero para hacerlo tiene que dar con el paradero de Sachiko, quien se calienta con la sola mención de Noam Chomsky. No te la voy a arruinar, pero de aquí en adelante, la cinta se vuelve más absurda y cómica.

    Hay, creo que, más de 8 escenas de sexo en esta pieza extravagante. Es la primera vez que participo en un bukkake virtual, sí, hay una eyaculación masiva ?no explícita? a la cara de Sachiko y directo a la cámara. The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai es una cinta especial, no creo que haya experimentado algo similar, y si lo has hecho, no puedes perderte esta. Tu vida no será la misma después.
  • June 7, 2007
    Wow, Japanese porn with a random story line. Who'd've thought?
  • June 7, 2007
    because it's just too weird to ignore, I'm bringing your attention to a Japanese soft-core porno. Hatsujô kateikyôshi: sensei no aijiru (aka the glamorous life of Sachiko hanai) is the story of a call girl who finds a cloned finger of George w. bush; and develops special powers a...( read more)fter getting shot in the head. The tagline here is 'an anti-bush sex film by Mitsuru Meike." And it also calls itself "not your everyday existentialist - surrealist - action - comedy - porno." I'm sure this is one of those odd films that will become a cult-classic not for the sex, but for the laughs.

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