Adam Kulbersh, Christine Lakin, Joel David Moore
Nate Cooper has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. But before he could try and snuggle up to her at nap time, or maybe send her a vale...( read more
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DVD Release Date: May 6, 2008
Stats: 1,164 reviews
I am not stupid enough to pay money to see this, let's just straighten that out. Somehow, I made the brainless decision to spend 90 minutes of my time watching this on Youtube. Hmmm ...
Everyone expects Paris Hilton to be the worst part of this film. Unfortunately, this is not t...( read more)
The Hottie And The Nottie
Quite how Paris Hilton convinced someone to put her in a movie, we don?t know. A less painful experience than watching the spoilt heiress attempt to act might involve painting your face with fish paste then apple-bobbing in a piranha tank. Is it hot? It ...( read more)
After his girlfriend leaves him, Nate decides to move from Maine to California to find his first-grade crush. Somehow he is in touch with Arno Blout (Greg Wilson), from first grade, a disgusting mess who lives with his mom. In less than 20 seconds, Arno quickly fills Nate in on a...( read more)
I wouldn't call this movie horrible, but it certainly was not good. I laughed at a few parts and the idea was sweet, but I would not recommend this movie to anyone.
Yes, I endured watching the whole thing!
Paris Hilton truly cannot act but sure she did look good in this. It's not as funny as I had already expected but I had a few laughs out of it.
I suppose i could be amused watching this after 128,598,0343 bong-hits
It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad. full review
With all her wealth and meaningless celebritude, Hilton is incapable of doing the one thing most of us desperately wish she would do: Go away. full review
That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after House of Wax. full review
At the start of the movie i thought this was going to be a stupid film with paris hilton acting all beautiful, but it got better and the end of the film was great.
This movie was not as bad as people might think. While Paris' attempt at acting was cringe-worthy there were some funny moments. It was a cute film.
PS to YouxMakexMexSmile Real movies are called documentaries don't be stupid
flixster reviews count for shit, if people keep rating for crap before theyve seen it, before its out, and for the love of god, please declair neuclear war on the entire movie, both paris and christine make me gag, thats before i even watch the trailer
paris hilton?
she act or sing she is just famous cause her daddy owns a hotel business
but it would be interesting to see her her.
it looks kinda predictable.
WHY make a woman who cannot fake one expression star in any movie ? It looks like the producers want their movie to hit a whole new bottom.
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