The Hottie and the Nottie

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The Hottie and the Nottie

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The Hottie and the Nottie

Adam Kulbersh, Christine Lakin, Joel David Moore, Joel Moore, Johann Urb

Nate Cooper has been smitten with Cristabel Abbott since he first laid eyes on her at the impressionable age of six. But before he could try and snuggle up to her at nap time, or maybe send her a vale...( read more  read more... )ntine, his family moved away. In the intervening years there have been other women in Nate's life, but none who could measure up to Cristabel. Convinced she's the only girl for him, Nate decides to move back to L.A. and track her down. The good news: she's still single and stunning. The bad news: there's a reason she's still single. Cristabel's still best friends with the same less fortunate little girl Nate remembers from first grade, June Phigg. The two are inseparable. They live together. They go to yoga together. They would even go on double dates together...if only June could get a date. Cristabel simply refuses to leave dear June home alone. Determined to spend as much time as possible with Cristabel, Nate sets out to find a boyfriend for June. Even when he pays them, however, guys all flee at the sight of her. Then it hits him: June needs a makeover. As Nate and June become friends she emerges from her cocoon, and Nate slowly realizes that the girl of his dreams isn't the hottie at all. It's the nottie--who turns out to be something of a hottie herself.

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  • BiologyBabe2012
    April 19, 2009
    BiologyBabe2012
    I am not stupid enough to pay money to see this, let's just straighten that out. Somehow, I made the brainless decision to spend 90 minutes of my time watching this on Youtube. Hmmm ...

    Everyone expects Paris Hilton to be the worst part of this film. Unfortunately, this is not t...( read more)he case. Yes, yes, she's an awful actress, but you'd have to concentrate to notice when exposed to all the other horrors you will be presented with.

    I'll give you a spoiler warning but hey, it's really not worth it. We all know the leading man would go with 'The Nottie' eventually, but did we expect he'd only get together with her after she has plastic surgery? Oh no, guys! I've ruined the ending. But I sincerely hope you were sensible enough to work that one out for yourself.

    The only 'Nottie' in this film is Joel Moore. And I say this with respect to his looks as well as his acting. Seriously, only the shallowest of men could make a film where a shit- ugly guy gets his pick of two good - looking women.

    Verdict: Low, low, low. It's pointless commenting on any other aspects of the film because I couldn't detect anything worth writing about. In case you didn't know already, stay far away.
  • stopitgoaway
    December 20, 2008
    stopitgoaway
    The Hottie And The Nottie
    Quite how Paris Hilton convinced someone to put her in a movie, we don?t know. A less painful experience than watching the spoilt heiress attempt to act might involve painting your face with fish paste then apple-bobbing in a piranha tank. Is it hot? It ...( read more)is not.
  • StaisilD
    May 20, 2008
    StaisilD
    After his girlfriend leaves him, Nate decides to move from Maine to California to find his first-grade crush. Somehow he is in touch with Arno Blout (Greg Wilson), from first grade, a disgusting mess who lives with his mom. In less than 20 seconds, Arno quickly fills Nate in on a...( read more)ll that he's missed in the past twenty years; Cristabelle is hot and single, but that is only because she lives with her ugly friend, June Phigg (Christine Lakin), also from first grade. So begins Nate's quest to conquer Cristabelle, aided by Arno's stalker file, which tracks her every move. After their lives literally collide, it doesn't take long for Nate to find out what a nice girl Cristabelle is and how she creepily remembers him, too. Of course they cannot be together because that would be a fifteen-minute movie, so she confides that she will not go out with anyone until June gets a boyfriend. Nate vows to find June someone so he can cozy up to Cristabelle. One of the goals of philistinism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Hilton admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Hilton's own mediocrity can flourish. She even condones the odious slurs that will prevent me from getting my work done.
  • garebearsgirl
    May 16, 2008
    garebearsgirl
    I wouldn't call this movie horrible, but it certainly was not good. I laughed at a few parts and the idea was sweet, but I would not recommend this movie to anyone.
  • roseypie
    June 14, 2008
    roseypie
    Yes, I endured watching the whole thing!

    Paris Hilton truly cannot act but sure she did look good in this. It's not as funny as I had already expected but I had a few laughs out of it.
  • eleninthehouse
    December 24, 2009
    eleninthehouse
    damn paris hilton were not acting here !
  • sanchezrosa32
    December 12, 2009
    sanchezrosa32
    this movie is really funny!!
  • DrMaverickRanger
    December 8, 2009
    DrMaverickRanger
    DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
    I have an embarassing crush on Joel Moore (mainly because he is tall, gangly, hypermobile, with bad facial hair, a big nose, an overbite, and the same way of making out as my pseudo-ex Dr Douchebag). It is also always entertaining watching Paris Hilton try to ac...( read more)t, and (I don't know how purposeful this was) but as the "perfect" specimen who is chronically horny because she has sworn off men because her mingin' ugmo friend can't get a date, she is pretty hilarious.
    Best quote in any movie ever:
    "A life without orgasm is like a world without flowers"
  • aikyu17
    December 7, 2009
    aikyu17
    I think it was the first time i saw Paris Hilton being a lead role in a movie. She's hot, absolutely. The story made me freaking 'LOL'.
    i was like OMG! one side, a very hot girl, then the other side, there's a very very gross girl ever! i never saw such that thing! lol. The whol...( read more)e movie was surprised me, i don't know maybe you don't because some people hate Paris Hilton, but i don't. She's kinda cool. Even here. You must see guys! It's funny!
  • rayld02
    November 28, 2009
    rayld02
    This is one really bad a movie. I remember myself laughing at the visuals and not at the screenplay. It is not an intelligent movie to watch, and Paris Hilton totally is a terrible actress.
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