The Ice Pirates

The Ice Pirates

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The Ice Pirates

Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak

In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disapeared when he found information dangerous...( read more  read more... ) to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps.

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  • February 10, 2009
    Bizarre flick frankly, swings from kids adventure in some places to quite adult material in others. Its a full mix of Mad Max, Star Wars, Krull, Star Trek with pirates of the Carribean character types at the helm.

    The cast is epic (check an early Ron Pearlman) but they are all l...( read more)et down by this weird plot that makes no real sense lol
    Its almost fun but alittle too of the wall too Im afraid, it tries to fit in way too much into one film and the effects are pretty dodgy as well.

    I liked it as a kid but now it just seems rather stupid and cheesey.
  • December 15, 2007
    I haven't a clue what was going on, but it was glorious!
  • July 11, 2007
    Corny and fun; not as bad as I thought it would be. Almost as goofy as Monty Python and the Holy Grail in space. It's a silly runaround on a space ship and a planet though. Bruce Vilanch is a weird thing.
  • July 19, 2009
    An utterly terrible, bumbling mess of camp and sci-fi. And, for that reason, thoroughly enjoyable for its ridiculousness. Buxom space amazons riding unicorns? Space herpes? Conveyor-belt assembly-line castration devices? Bumbling chippendale battle robots?

    An overlooked B-Film t...( read more)hat delivers an endless amount of confusing, ridiculous throw-away plot elements. While it won't earn it high scores, to its credit, it never becomes tedious or boring.

    A hasty, tongue-in-cheek madcap adventure that fails to impress, but succeeds in keeping your attention.
  • December 25, 2007
    Hilarious!
  • December 20, 2009
    Hilarious 80's space comedy.
  • December 10, 2009
    Watching this wretched piece of shit may cause Space Herpies..more fun then being castrated I guess but that is hardly a recommendation to endure because it's not so bad that it's good. It's just a mess that doesn't know who its target audience is
  • September 5, 2009
    Super cheesy fantasy/apocalypse film in outerspace. Water is a commodity and controlled by the ruling class. Some captured pirates are sold to a princess whose father has gone missing. She enlists their help to locate him in this odd adventure. Space herpes, a rape joke, and Bruc...( read more)e Vilanch betray this as a comedy.
  • June 9, 2009
    Never said I understood this cheesy and silly science fiction pirates movie. It's funny in its own way.
  • May 18, 2009
    I liked it when I was a kid. I seen it again not to long ago ,and thought it was actually lame. But still if you want to watch something different....

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