The Kid & I (2005)

33% of critics liked it
(27 reviews)
38% of users liked it
(11,557 ratings)

A washed-up actor finds an unlikely path back to the big screen in this offbeat family comedy. Bill Williams (Tom Arnold) is an actor whose career has gone into a severe tailspin ever since his brief fling with fame -- a supporting role in the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle True Lies. Sinking into a… More A washed-up actor finds an unlikely path back to the big screen in this offbeat family comedy. Bill Williams (Tom Arnold) is an actor whose career has gone into a severe tailspin ever since his brief fling with fame -- a supporting role in the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle True Lies. Sinking into a well of alcohol and depression, Williams unsuccessfully attempts suicide before his agent (Henry Winkler) tells him he's finally found a project for him. Aaron Roman (Eric Gores) is a teenager with cerebral palsy who loves action movies, especially True Lies. Aaron's father, Davis Roman (Joe Mantegna), is a very wealthy man -- so wealthy that, as a present for his son's 18th birthday, he's going to bankroll a professionally shot action movie which will star Aaron. Would Williams be willing to write and co-star in Aaron's birthday movie? Williams isn't so sure this is a great idea, even with a million-dollar payday, until he meets Aaron. Charmed by the kid's pluck and determination, Williams signs on for the world's most expensive home movie. Williams and producer Susan Mandeville (Linda Hamilton) hire Wayne's World director Penelope Spheeris to helm the project, and persuade bikini model Arielle Kebbel to appear as Aaron's love interest, but what started out as strictly a job-for-hire becomes something more as Williams and his fellow cast and crew members get to know their challenged young star. The Kid & I actually was written by co-star Tom Arnold, and Penelope Spheeris directed the film as well as playing herself. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Shaquille O'Neal also appear in cameo roles. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Rating, Runtime: PG-13, 1 hr. 33 min.
Directed By: Penelope Spheeris
Written By: Tom Arnold
Genres: Comedy

In Theaters: Dec 2, 2005 Wide
On DVD: Oct 24, 2006
Studio: Slow Hand Releasing

Critic Reviews

Lou Lumenick, New York Post
The mesmerizingly awful The Kid & I is a historic first: a comedy about the making of a vanity production that is itself a vanity production.
Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper
It's terribly uneven, it's far too corny and it's really not all that great, but it's so strange and so compelling that you have to see it.
Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger
It would be nice to say that The Kid & I delivers a heartwarming message of perseverance while showing a lighter side of Arnold and spotlighting a new star. Unfortunately, it would not be true.
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
Tom Arnold does have talent, but some self-defeating streak keeps him from using it.
Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times
What sets The Kid & I apart from most Hollywood comedies is its restraint, on the part of Arnold, both as writer and actor, as well as Spheeris. Comedy actually grows out of character and situation.
Robert Denerstein, Denver Rocky Mountain News
This wan attempt at inspirational comedy doesn't bother to look closely at anything.
Cole Smithey, ColeSmithey.com
Tom Arnold wrote and stars in this heart-on-sleeve "comedy" that will go down in cinema history as one of the most awkward additions ever made to the genre.
Doris Toumarkine, Film Journal International
Works most poignantly as a testament to a father's love and an unapologetic celebration of Hollywood's m.o.
Matt Pais, Metromix.com
Has straight-to-DVD written all over it.
Luke Y. Thompson, New Times
Imagine if Tom Arnold had written "Adaptation." No, really.
Linda Cook, Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
With the exception of some weird-on-purpose flicks such as those by Jim Jarmusch and David Lynch, "The Kid & I" is arguably the weirdest movie I've seen since 1987.
Peter Sobczynski, eFilmCritic.com
It isn't perfect but it is so oddly sincere that I found myself growing a sort of affection for it even as all common sense was telling me to think otherwise.
Maitland McDonagh, TV Guide's Movie Guide
Either the most inept vanity production ever made or the most deadpan satirical prank ever pulled.
Timothy Knight, Reel.com
Manages to be cloying, insulting, and self-serving in equally dire measure.
, E! Online
Newcomer Gores is endearing onscreen, but the film built around him is a mess: an amateurish script, a treacly score, barely there direction by Penelope Spheeris and a pointless parade of celebrity cameos.
Dan Fienberg, Zap2it.com
Despite a sentimental streak a mile wide and a truly worthy theme, Penelope Spheeris' The Kid & I is a truly bad film, an awkward and cringe-worthy effort.
Fred Topel, About.com
The greatest mitzvah ever produced by Hollywood... I don't care what's wrong with this thing, you couldn't pay me to badmouth it.