The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String (2002)

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J.R.R. Tolkien's tales of Middle Earth are given a sexy spoof in this comedy for adults. Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is a Throbbit from Diddle Earth who has been chosen to undertake an all-important quest by the wizard Smirnoff (Michael R. Thomas). The wicked Horspank (Paige Richards) has created… More J.R.R. Tolkien's tales of Middle Earth are given a sexy spoof in this comedy for adults. Bildo Saggins (Misty Mundae) is a Throbbit from Diddle Earth who has been chosen to undertake an all-important quest by the wizard Smirnoff (Michael R. Thomas). The wicked Horspank (Paige Richards) has created an enchanted G-String that brings untold power and pleasure to whoever possesses the magical lingerie; Bildo is to obtain the G-String and safely dispose of it. Hornee (Darian Caine) and Spam (A.J. Khan) join Bildo on this life-or-death quest, stopping periodically to enjoy one another's company as they search for the string and try to avoid Ballem (John Link), a hideous creature who desires the G-string beyond all measure. This film is available in two versions -- an R-rated cut titled Lord of the Strings, and an unrated edition known as Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi