The Love Guru

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The Love Guru

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The Love Guru

Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Mike Myers, Meagan Good, Ben Kingsley

Pitka (Meyers) an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequ...( read more  read more... )ent professional skid of a star hockey player (Malco) whose wife left him for a rival athlete (Timberlake).

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  • cartersimo
    December 15, 2009
    cartersimo
    Funny momments but overall terrible as the start of the season was for my Leafs
  • sononothing
    November 24, 2009
    sononothing
    Every once in awhile and actor comes along that you just want to beat the hell out of. That actor is Mike Meyers. I don't know why but with him doing the same schtick over and over again, constantly flashing that god awful Canadian smile at us it just pisses me off. I don't get i...( read more)t. I just hate his guts.

    It's probably because The Love Guru is just another version of Austin Powers with Meyers playing up excrement and masturbation humor to its fullest. Wait a minute! I can't use the word humor because they're not funny. Now before you label me a prude, I enjoy a good joke about poop. One of my guilty pleasures is a film called Night Patrol, a 1984 film featuring a farting Billy Barty and a masturbating Pat Morita. Even a scuzzy film like that can make it funny. After years of Mike Meyer's doing it as Austin Powers and now as Guru Pitka it just seems desperate. Very, very desperate.

    The Love Guru is about a hockey player named Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) who leaves his wife (Meagan Good) for some "bitches", but becomes obsessed with her coming back after she hooks up with goalie Jacques "Le Coc" Grande (Justin Timberlake). The Maple Leafs owner (Jessica Alba) decides that the way to win the Stanley Cup is for Guru Pitka (Meyers) to come to Toronto and cure Roanoke of his problem and get him back together with his wife.

    Yeah, the movie sucks just as much as the plot. I could bash Meyers some more, but we all know what his problem is. Instead of actually having his face in films he decided to take the quick payday and voice Shrek for half the decade (I really, really, REALLY wish that they would give us a cut of the first film with the original voice of Shrek- Chris Farley). So what happened? Austin Powers got stale real fast and people like Sandler and Rogen took over Mike Meyers spot. As I said, the Love Guru is just another Austin powers movie that was rewritten to not quite be an Austin Powers movie. This film is such a piece of utter garbage that words can't describe how universally awful it is. If Ed Wood was alive he would say that The Love Guru is shit. I could talk about the acting, but it's awful and there's no point in wasting the time. Ben Kingsley is in this! Ben Kingsley who won and Oscar for being Gandhi! He goes back to the well and uses his Gandhi skills for this piece of shit? What the hell's wrong with you, Ben? Remember Schindler's List? Just say no, man. Just say no.

    God, even thinking about this movie again is giving me a headache. I just realized something. Some people like to be whipped. Some people like to use clothespins in areas. I like to watch toilet remains like the Love Guru. Isn't it kinky?
  • Darksome
    July 8, 2009
    Darksome
    The only way the Maple Leafs will ever win another cup, in a comedy, This movie is more then stupid.
  • limoradalloway
    May 26, 2009
    limoradalloway
    Terribly offensive. It felt cruel to laugh, but I did every now and then, reluctant to admit. How did he get so many famous names to agree to be in this movie?!
  • roygutteridge
    December 29, 2008
    roygutteridge
    It?s hard to take any of it seriously -- which would be fine if it were funny, but it?s not.
  • Marischa2
    December 18, 2009
    Marischa2
    the tried to be too funny!!!
  • najwared95
    December 14, 2009
    najwared95
    worst comedy movie ever!!!
  • spiderkyman
    December 12, 2009
    spiderkyman
    Mike Myers, Stephen Colbert...How can this movie NOT be funny?
  • VEM12
    December 9, 2009
    VEM12
    The Love Guru offers nothing but disgusting gags and not enough laughs that turned from a movie to a homevideo prank. D: Terrible.
  • sinD123
    December 3, 2009
    sinD123
    The movie just looks really bad.
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