George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Lang ...( see more  see more... ) , Robert Patrick , Waleed Zuaiter , Stephen Root , Glenn Morshower , Nick Offerman , Tim Griffin , Rebecca Mader

The story of a secret unit within the US Army called the First Earth Battalion, whose paranormal military ideas mutated over the decades to influence interrogation techniques at Guantanamo Bay.

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R, 1 hr. 30 min.

Directed by: Grant Heslov

Release Date: November 6, 2009

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DVD Release Date: March 23, 2010

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  • February 8, 2010
    "Now more than ever, we need the Jedi."


    At the commencement of The Men Who Stare at Goats, a disclaimer reveals "More of this is true than you would believe". And this is very credible, because this tale of the U.S. Army's attempts to harness psychic powe

    ...( read more)rs to create super-soldiers is so bizarre is HAS to be true, in accordance with the "how could anyone make this up?" principle. Furthermore, the program to create said super-soldiers is instigated for one simple reason: the Russians began psychic research because they thought the Americans were doing psychic research when in fact the Americans weren't doing psychic research, and thus the Americans are compelled to commence a psychic research program because the thought of the Russians getting ahead in this field is unimaginable. Considering the practises of the U.S. Army over recent years, this justification is not exactly far-fetched.


    Bouncing back and forth through time, the film introduces a hippie named Bill Django (Bridges) who's hired by the U.S. Army as part of an operation to create "psychic spies" - more commonly referred to as "Jedi Warriors". Alas, the program is shut down before any worthwhile wars come to fruition. This brings us to the movie's present - in 2003, a befuddled Midwestern journalist with domestic troubles named Bob Wilton (McGregor) travels to Kuwait in the hope of covering the Iraq War and proving himself to his wife who unceremoniously dumped him. From there, he meets one of the psychic spies named Lyn Cassady (Clooney) who agrees to take Wilton with him on a mission across the border. What follows is the one of most absurd buddy/road movies in history as the two encounter a series of disasters, and Bob is indoctrinated into the way of the Jedi.


    Without a doubt, the brightest moments of The Men Who Stare at Goats are to be found within the first hour. Absurdity runs rife during this period, there are countless laugh-out-loud moments, and it functions as a sharp, effective parody of the rules and structure of military (its depiction of the U.S. Army is hysterical). Occasionally, the filmmakers attempt to ask thoughtful questions about warfare, but for the most part they appear to just be concerned with providing a good time. This is achieved well-enough, with a quick pace and several memorable moments of comedy, though it's more of an enjoyable watch than a powerful or lasting experience. Then again, this is a movie about men able to kill goats with their minds, so this is probably about as substantial as such a film can be.


    Armed with a winning combination of audacious political satire in the vein of Dr. Strangelove, and the type of off-beat approach reminiscent of the movies of the Coen Brothers (think Burn After Reading), The Men Who Stare at Goats definitely gets points for both wild ambition and entertainment value. Actor-turned-first-time-director Grant Heslov (who co-wrote Good Night, and Good Luck with Clooney and produced 2008's Leatherheads) manages the proceedings with a maximum dosage of quirk in creating this side-splitting, freewheeling descent into the madness of the military machine. Added to this, The Men Who Stare at Goats boasts the best in-joke of recent memory: anyone familiar with the Star Wars prequels will have no trouble realising and laughing at the irony of a baffled Ewan McGregor asking what a Jedi Warrior is. This generates a welcome further sense of amusement whenever Cassady and Wilton discuss the mind powers of the Jedis. It would be interesting to know whether director Heslov and screenwriter Peter Straughan were aware of McGregor's pending involvement while constructing the script.


    By this stage in his career, George Clooney has perfected the Coen-Brothers-influenced art of genial goofiness. In The Men Who Stare at Goats, this is blended nicely with good old-fashioned movie star charisma. Alongside Clooney, Jeff Bridges is brilliantly cast as the stoner and Kevin Spacey wondefully portrays Cassady's psychic rival. When Bridges, Clooney and Spacey share the screen, The Men Who Stare at Goats is extremely lively - like a military version of Anchorman with a more subtle sense of stupidity. This appraisal is only valid for the earlier scenes, however, as their interactions are less interesting during the final reel. Meanwhile, Ewan McGregor is in top form as the endearing straight man. Also worth mentioning is Stephen Lang, whose performance here is side-splitting. 2009 was a great year for Lang, who also submitted remarkable work in Public Enemies and Avatar.


    Unfortunately, the conclusion for The Men Who Stare at Goats is extended past its expiration date. The fun is compromised during the final 25 minutes as the brilliant humour erodes, the focus shifts to plot, and there's a noticeable lack of energy. The more the movie concentrates on coherently advancing the narrative, the less enjoyable it is for the simple reason that, as it turns out, Cassady's mission is rather uninteresting. Thank heavens, then, that the rest of the picture is impeccable from top to bottom. For the most part, director Heslov has crafted a delightfully energetic motion picture, and one of the funniest movies to hit multiplexes during 2009. It's also refreshing to witness a comedy such as this which has been designed with a more sophisticated audience in mind, as opposed to the brainless antics of Dance Flick or Year One. How much of this story is actually true is beside the point. Look into my eyes...I compel you to stop thinking about it, and focus on the entertainment value of this romp.

  • January 16, 2010
    The Men Who Stare at Goats is delightfully funny. With such a charismatic cast and ridiculous premise, it wants to be. We've all heard the stories of the soldiers asked to stare at goats, to try and harm them. It's funny, it's stupid, and it could have been a wonderful satire. Th...( read more)e film, however, has too much focus on a road trip style narrative, with too many flashbacks. You're never sure where the film is coming from, or where it's going. Does it want us to see Clooney as a crackpot, or a talented hero, or a misguided man? etc. It is fun, especially when you have Spacey tripping on acid and Bridges as a hippie colonel. But a better story for the brilliant premise, would have been appreciated.
  • December 17, 2009
    I was pretty disappointed with this movie. With such an outstanding cast they could have done much more, but it continually falls short.

    I could see the humor in this movie; I know what they were trying for, but it never hit home with me. It has it's moments; chuckles here a...( read more)nd there. But overall the funny parts are just too obvious and the scenes I would have laughed at I had already seen in the trailer.

    The claim that this is all based on a true story doesn't really help clear anything up as this story makes very little sense to start with. I was expecting to see some guys killing goats with their minds and you never see that.

    There really isn't much of a reason to see this, but if you do at least wait until it's free.
  • December 12, 2009
    What a fantastic movie. It's smart, funny, original and very entertaining. A sharp and exhilerating piece of comic greatness. It's a flat-out hilarious great time at the movies that you will love. A clever, well-written, sharply directed and very well performend film with an A-Gr...( read more)ade all-star cast. Director, Grant Heslov has done an exceptional job with this material and its stars. George Clooney and Ewan McGregor are teriffic. Jeff Bridges is hilarious in so many ways. Kevin Spacey is brilliant. The cast has great chemistry together. A wonderful soundtrack and great set pieces. An outragious, enjoyable and outstanding film. A classic new comedy thats so unbeliveably fun and its even true.
  • December 4, 2009
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    The idea of psychic soldier sounds incredibly fascinating despite its ridiculousness. But in The Men Who Stare at Goats that ludicrous premise (or promise) is a thing of urban legend-cum-real-life-events. The clandestine program to program certain clairvoyance-gifted youn...( read more)g men depicted in this film is not a far cry from the actual programs that must've been in existence (and the cause of internal ridicule) in our arms forces' past.

    Ewan McGregor plays an American journalist bent on shaking off the remnants of a marriage gone wrong by actually doing something with his life. Therefore, he thinks of going to Iraq in the first weeks of the U.S.-led invasion in 2003. There he meets a wacked-out George Clooney (who is still recovering from his days as a psychic soldier from the Vietnam era.)

    What turns into a goal for a story about Iraq, turns into a search for the truth behind what is knows as "The Men Who Stare at Goats." Clooney's character proclaims that he and his colleagues were able to stop a goat's heart by staring at it (long enough) and that he possesses many other mind-control devices within his own mind. And that if the enemy (the soviets, Iraqis or whomever) were to find out about them--well, it would be the end of...the program.

    Sounds funny, right? Kind of? A little? Maybe not. The movie falls under the wretched spell of it brilliant casting (which also includes Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey) and muddles any semblance of gravitas with a plot so convoluted, complex and downright confusing that you'll be lost before you know it. It's not so much that the machinations of the characters are too difficult to keep up with. It's the fact that I couldn't care less about them.

    Their lives weren't that interesting and their military goals weren't compelling enough to merit an entire movie being made about them. Some quirky little episodes ensue (Clooney's wreckless "cloud-bursting" strands them in the desert) but, overall, the movie ends up feeling like an empty vehicle to display shiny, high paid actors like Space, Clooney and McGregor.

    Perhaps the concept of this movie was brilliant. I can't tell. But the execution of the film itself was dull and abrasive. It really said nothing new about the military now and it said nothing amusing about the military then. It seemed a little self-serving and inaccessible for the general population. Of course, I am not a pot-smoking hippie now and I certainly wasn't around when most young Americans were either. So, maybe I'm just out of touch.
  • February 7, 2010
    [2010.02.05 AVI] Hilarious story, fantastic casting! I like it.
  • February 7, 2010
    Fantastic cast, and a very funny movie. I dont think everybody will like it though, but I loved it.
  • February 7, 2010
    Delightfully funny. But it's not quite sure if it should be a silly parody or a stinging satire. The problem is that it trivializes something that is very real; it pokes fun at the absurd lengths the military will go to in their pursuit of power and recognizes the commercializati...( read more)on of war and the insatiable military industrial complex, but it fails at presenting a coherent comedic critique. Things like the Kubark manual and MK-Ultra are quite humorous in how far they go, but more importantly, they have nefarious consequences that need to be exposed. To do justice to this by way of humor is a daunting task, but it can be done. You need to have the courage to go much darker. I'm thinking of people like Bill Hicks who make massacre funny through exposing the weak character of the perpetrators. The subject matter requires a stronger sense of purpose and more tact than what The Men Who Stare at Goats.
  • February 6, 2010
    The Men Who Stare At Goats is very off the wall military satire, while it's definitely not the greatest comedy, it still has some great scenes. The cast works so well together, all of them had some great moments to the film. As long as you go into this movie expecting a very off ...( read more)the walls comedy, I think you just might find some enjoyment out of it.
  • February 6, 2010
    Very boring and slow.

    Also not funny!!!!

Critic Reviews


November 9, 2009
A.O. Scott, At the Movies

Everyone involved seems to have had a pretty good time, but this one looks like it was more fun to make than it is to watch. full review

November 6, 2009
Kurt Loder, MTV

What went wrong with this movie? full review

November 6, 2009
Nigel Andrews, The Financial Times

The film starts hopefully, drifts into the desert, ends up starved of point, pith and pattern. full review

November 5, 2009
Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com

There's no doubt we need more movies for grown-ups, with jokes that don't hit us over the head, but The Men Who Stare at Goats doesn't fit the bill. At best, it might hypnotize you into a stupor. full review

November 5, 2009
Colin Covert, The Minneapolis Star Tribune

The yarn unravels without ever identifying its satirical targets. Is it a lampoon of peace-and-love mysticism? A critique of militant war-for-profit privateers? Ultimately, it's a shapeless wad of goa... full review

November 5, 2009
Claudia Puig, USA Today

This is the anti-Hurt Locker experience: Where that Iraq War film was absorbing and deadly serious, The Men Who Stare at Goats is irreverent and lighthearted. full review

November 5, 2009
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

It's hard to resist a satire, even when it wobbles, that insists the most unbelievable parts are the most true. full review

November 5, 2009
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

It actually doesn't matter if the book is truthful. It doesn't claim the paranormal powers are real. Ronson simply says some officials thought they might be -- and that if they were, we had to get the... full review

November 4, 2009
Armond White, The New York Press

It's smugness -- unleavened by wit -- that makes Goats so offensive. full review

November 2, 2009
Anthony Lane, The New Yorker

Clooney gives it everything, but what does he get in return? A void where the story is meant to be. full review

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  • alemagico
    November 18, 2008
    I just want to see this film to celebrate the triumph of all my friends for being part of this film. We were on the set of the film on Puerto Rico, were we live, and we did enjoy the time watching the explosives and the neiborghs getting inside the arabian sute to be killed and the destruction of the nicest cars on our island, Chevvrolets and Monteros..it was a waste, cause they could give those cars to us, hehe. And I want to see it too cause my friend Carlos is going to die on that scene of the gasoline arabian store.

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