The Pirate Movie

The Pirate Movie (1982)

  • 9% of critics liked it
    (11 reviews)

  • 67% of users liked it
    (9,953 ratings)

An introverted girl who yearns for popularity (Kristy McNichol) attends a pirate festival in her seaside community, featuring a swordplay demo led by a curly haired hunk (Christopher Atkins). After selecting Mabel (McNichol) to participate in the act, the instructor invites her aboard his boat for a… More

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In Theaters
Aug 6, 1982 Wide
Anchor Bay Entertainment

Critic Reviews

  • James Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette

    lurches from almost-unwatchable to so-awful-it's-fascinating. Next to this, even such notorious '80s epics as 'Grease 2' and 'Xanadu' look like high-class affairs.

  • David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews

    Atkins and McNichol are cute and engaging, but that's hardly enough to allow the viewer to overlook the various atrocities on display.

  • James Kendrick, Q Network Film Desk

    a wonderfully, jaw-droppingly bad early '80s guilty pleasure

  • David Cornelius, eFilmCritic.com

    Christopher Atkins is in it. I rest my case.

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Featured Audience Ratings

  • AJ V


    A fun musical comedy based on a play, and it's also a teen movie, I really enjoyed it.

  • Lafe F


    It surpasses Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean on the fun-scale! I'm fond of this great 80's teen pop movie with singing and dancing pirates, girls and policemen. It's cheesy, but good-spirited and fun. Favorite Scene: When Mabel (Kristy McNichol) demands that… More

  • Alexander W


    Pretty cute pirate of penzance comedy musical. The jokes are really bad and so is everything else, i don't even know if your kids will like this. Actually I don't know of anyone who would like this but I did watch it all and didn't complain so it can't be too bad.

  • Steve K


    Should be indefensible, but the music is relentlessly catchy. Fun on a no-brainer level.

  • Dean M


    Worst Aussie musical film - bloody bored and dumb.

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