The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Reviews and Ratings



  • August 14, 2009
    Plz no Veggie Tales.
  • July 4, 2009
    Slightly underwhelming (what raises it to cinematic level is the lighting) but harmlessly charming and makes characterisitc use of wotsits.
  • June 26, 2009
    Very cute and fun for kids and kids at heart. With lovable characters all the Veggie Tales movies make the bible fun and interesting to read and learn.
  • June 25, 2009
    the BEST VEGGiE TALE FLiKK EVA!!!
  • June 7, 2009
    When did Veggie Tales become boring? This was the dullest pirate movie I've ever seen. They didn't DO anything. They should be called The.... oh wait... Seriously. It was boring.
  • June 5, 2009
    I can't look at Cheetos the same because of this film. It was funny enough to keep me watching this time.
  • April 27, 2009
    VEGGIE TALES!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!
  • April 23, 2009
    I can't stand veggie tales but my duaghter sure likes them
  • April 19, 2009
    Cute - I love Veggie Tales...and the lessons they teach are applicable to anyone, not just kids. And there are a lot of fun extras on the dvd.
  • March 21, 2009
    for veggie tales..it was good.
  • March 7, 2009
    Lacks moral undertones series became popular for.
  • March 4, 2009
    damn jesus and his boring fucking veagetals!!
  • February 28, 2009
    OMG!!! I Love Veggie Tales
  • February 26, 2009
    the kids will love it. my stepsister is 2 and wants to watch it over and over again.
  • February 19, 2009
    This was okay, but most of the other videos and JONAH (the other feature length film?) was a LOT better and funnier. This one seemed to try to bunch too many morals into one story without enough laughs to even it all out.
    Animation was alright, after all you don't need everythi...( read more)ng to look too realistic for a veggietales movie anyway.
    Voices are decent and thankfully don't all sound the same when one person does multiple characters, so they have talent at least.
    It would have been better as one of the half hour episodes, but I'm sure most little kids will be entertained by the talking vegetables anyway so they'll like it anyhow.
    Evenone else over the age of 8 will get bored with this movie pretty fast.

    "What kind of crazy B movie am I in anyway?"
  • February 11, 2009
    alright family movie.
  • February 9, 2009
    He's scared of everything! Snakes, spiders, wicker furniture.
  • January 19, 2009
    I actually saw this at a all night movie thing at the local drive in movie theater. It wasn't bad but it geared toward little kids so not really my thing. Still better than some of the newer movies that have come out recently
  • January 15, 2009
    really like to see this movie
  • January 14, 2009
    my little cousin again
  • January 9, 2009
    Look, I love Jesus and everything but my aunt gave me a veggie tales movie when I was SIX FUCKING TEEN. This shit isn't entertaining to ANYBODY over the age of four.
  • January 7, 2009
    we are the pirates who dont do anything, we just stay at home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you we don't do anything!
  • December 21, 2008
    Not quite as funny as Jonah, but still cracked me up enough to sit through it with the kids. A few too many songs (some worth keeping), but involves pirates, I mean... c'mon.
  • December 11, 2008
    this is a kids movie
  • December 10, 2008
    DEAR, HAVE YOU FIND TIME TO ASK YOUR SELF ABOUT THIS? "WHY DO WE GO TO CLUB AND NOT CHURCH,WHY DO WE SLEEP IN CHURCH DURING SERMON? BUT YET WHEN THE SERMON IS OVER WE SUDDENLY WAKE UP?, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO TALK ABOUT GOD? BUT SO EASY TO TALK ABOUT SEX?, WHY ARE WE SO BORED TO LO...( read more)OK AT CHRISTIAN MAGAZINE? BUT SO EASY TO READ A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE?, WHY IS IT SO EASY TO DELETE A GODLY OFFLINE MESSAGES? YET WE FORWARD THE NASTY ONES? WHY ARE CHURCHES GETTING SMALLER? BUT YET BARS AND CLUBS ARE GROWING???.. THINK ABOUT IT? ARE YOU GOING TO FORWARD THIS OR DELETE MESSAGE? IF U LOVE JESUS THEN SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE
  • December 10, 2008
    omg i have to see this i loved the veggie tales and i love pirates!!
  • December 8, 2008
    I LOVE VEGITALES!!!! The silly songs, dumb jokes, and wholesome messages . . . it can't get better than this!
  • December 6, 2008
    not so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for my little brother
  • December 4, 2008
    Very cute movie for big kids and little kids alike!
  • December 3, 2008
    more religious propaganda, what else is new. i believe in building good morals and values for children but the veggietales is not right medium to do just that. talking vegetables, what a stupid way to get kids to be model citizens
  • December 2, 2008
    I rented this but never got to watch it.
  • November 30, 2008
    It was cute. I didn't want to watch it, but my brothers wanted 2 see it, so my mom got it for... It was on, so I just sat down and watched it, and it was pretty cute. Evil cheese!!!!
  • November 28, 2008
    hilarious I loved it probably more than the kids!!
  • November 27, 2008
    have no interest to watch veggietales!
  • November 26, 2008
    This was really funny, yet completely unexpected from Veggietales.
  • November 25, 2008
    Not their best veggie movie. Didn't hold Tia's interest at all. I did like their version of B-52's "Rock Lobster" though...
  • November 23, 2008
    This movie was okay, but not great. It was alright to watch worth the kids, and there were some parts of the movie, the carnivores cheesies, that I laughed out loud at, but it just lacked that extra push that would make it a great movie.

    Note: It is a completely secular Veggie...( read more) Tales movie, with moral lessons involved, but absolutely no mention of God or Jesus Christ anywhere. Take this as you will, but it is unconventional for a Veggie Tales story.
  • November 22, 2008
    "we are the pirates who don't do anything, we just stay home and lie around and if u ask us if we do anything.... we'll just tell u..... WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!!" I HAVE THE SING ALONG VIDEO!!
  • November 17, 2008
    my little sister and brother absolutely loved it and they have the DVD
  • November 17, 2008
    I was really, really BORED, so I watched it. cute
  • November 13, 2008
    I have a little boy and we both love this film its so cute and funny.. I really like this movie!

Summary


The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Summary