I believe if you were to give Ted Bundy a video camera at the age of 14 and tell him to direct a movie you'd have something like The Poughkeepsie Tapes. What we have here is a film(if you can even call it that) with a bunch of sick ideas, but it's put together in the works… More
I believe if you were to give Ted Bundy a video camera at the age of 14 and tell him to direct a movie you'd have something like The Poughkeepsie Tapes. What we have here is a film(if you can even call it that) with a bunch of sick ideas, but it's put together in the works of a child. There is no skill here, but simply just an idea as horrifying as Gary M. Heidnik's psyche results, but filmed by a man who seemingly never watched a documentary film in his life. Being that low attention spans can do this to you I'll try expressing some compassion for this hack and focus more on shitty casting directors. I mean someone needs to be blamed for this mess other than John E. Dowdle, director of Poughkeepsie Tapes, and since the actors were tolerant enough to put up with this atrocity I'll respectably lay off and center my accusations on the casting director, assuming he was on Nitrous Oxide at the time. I have seen better performances in a porno film. Oddly it sometimes takes one person to break the stride of a group related disaster, which is why I'm surprised no one on set told Dowdle he was in the middle of making a shit-bomb almost worse than a Disney version of August Underground's Mordum. But who's really to blame?
Yes, at times The Poughkeepsie Tapes can be utterly disturbing, but only because there's a true idea of a psychopathic lifestyle on display here. It's too bad the killer seems too much like the actual actor failing to desperately play the killer. It's fu*king embarrassing to watch, and the sad part is it's mostly performed behind a camera. This pitiful display of overdramatized behavior shows the actor's talentless ability through his vocals alone! I really hope no one hires this guy to do the next voice over in Shrek, otherwise we'll have riots with hundreds of little disappointed children. Nothing in The Poughkeepsie Tapes is believable because of this. For those looking for something extreme, in fact even more extreme, I suggest reading from the crime library instead(www.trutv.com/library/crime/). It's much more in depth, and it's actually "true", without any shitty acting or dialogue(which is almost worse than the acting) to ruin your guilty pleasures. And for those looking for an actual Snuff film, well...good luck! You can start your journey by searching for the Paul and Karla Homolka film tapes.
On a higher note, some visuals in The Poughkeepsie Tapes are truly effective and creepy, and it's followed by a chilling score throughout. The most standout out of spine tingling moments for me would be the killer's "spiderwalk" toward the ending, and the victim who's forced to slash another victim. The last interview in the movie(with the main victim) is also the film's high point. It's a deeply sad and heart shattering moment that sends a chill indeed. Yes, it had it's moments! BUT, it wasn't enough to save it from it's mess. Horrbile acting, an atrociously lame script, and plot holes up the ass. What could have truly been something turned out to be pretty much nothing. The Poughkeepsie Tapes is a film that has "potential" written all over it. As bad as it is though, there were quite some scenes that chilled me enough to give this 2 stars. Other than that there was nothing. Just an empty mess with the smell of a turd to weigh it down. Boo hoo.
Hopefully "Quarantine" will change my image of John E. Dowdle. Sometimes we're entitled a second chance.