Don Knotts, Tim Conway, Trisha Noble

Spooky spoofery is the name of the game in this mystery-comedy in which two inept investigators -- Inspector Winship (Don Knotts) and Dr. Tart (Tim Conway, who also co-wrote the screenplay) -- investi...( read more  read more... )gate a wealthy couple's murder in their gothic (and possibly haunted) mansion. Between the beautiful but grieving heiress (Trisha Noble), the nutty staff and some ghastly ghosts, the pair finds themselves caught up in one mystery after another.

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PG, 92 min.

Directed by: Lang Elliott

Release Date: April 10, 1981

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DVD Release Date: October 10, 2000

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  • July 20, 2009
    A lot of lost potential here. The poems/clues the murderer/ghost leaves for the detectives are slightly funny. All the jokes are groaners. I might have appreciated the movie more when I was younger. The plot is a mess. Knotts and Conway had partnered in Disney comedies with ...( read more)this type of humor a few times during the 70's. The success of this type of comedy had ended by this decade though.
  • July 31, 2009
    Now THIS is what I'm talking about. THIS is how you do a spoof. Unlike today, where "spoof" movies copy shots from popular movies and attempt to make a joke of them, this movie spoofs an entire genre by honoring it. Don Knotts and Tim Conway were a great comedy duo. Knotts was fo...( read more)rever the straight man, and Conway is one of the great improvisational comedians the world has ever known. Here they play two bumbling detectives investigating the murders of a rich English couple. We get the usual motley collection of suspects, the creepy castle setting, secret passages, trap doors, and a mysterious, shadowy figure who may or may not be responsible for everything happening. Not only is the movie funny, but it also provides a genuine mystery. The setting is fantastic, the characters are interesting, and the two lead actors are at the top of their games.
  • October 11, 2007
    Unbeleivably stupid....but very good.
  • October 19, 2009
    REALLY REALLY corny but funny in some parts
  • September 10, 2009
    This is a great comedy. Starring Tim Conway and Don Knotts as two bumbling detectives trying to solve a mystery in a haunted house. Sort of a Sherlock Holmes spoof. Knotts and Conway both have great comedy chemistry in this. Full of laughs and a fun story. Well worth the watch.
  • June 26, 2009
    Lord and Lady Morley have been murdered and even worse, Inspector Winship (Knotts) and Dr. Tart (Conway) are on the case. Sent in by the yard to investigate, Tart and Winship are on the prowl to catch a killer that is staying right in the Lord and Ladies manor. They also received...( read more) a letter from Morley AFTER he was dead. Say what? Somethin' a funny's a brewin' here?
    At the Morley mansion the private eyes meet the staff of the house, including a bimbo maid, a gypsy caretaker, a hunchback stable groom, a nutty butler, and a seductive mistress. One of these people is the killer?but who? Tart and Winship continue to piece together the mystery by questioning the staff and crew. But as the night wears on the bodies start piling up as one staff member after another is picked off by a mysterious shadow lurking in the dark.
    Time starts running out as the two men bumble and stumble their way through the house looking for clues in the form of notes left by the killer. But will they find the fiend in time, or will Tart, Winship, and the rest of the manor end up as yesterday's leftovers?
    I saw this as a kid and loved it. Its still hold up as a lite and fun film for the entire family. No bad words (one is implied, but not spoken) totally clean for the whole family. One scary part for kids younger than 6 or so, if you want to censor it, have your kids leave the room when they go outside to dig up the body. You have plenty of warning, they are in the crypt for a while before they open the coffin.
    It is written by Tim Conway, and of course stars Tim Conway and Don Knotts. Some of my favorite lines are "for a short person, you have long sentences" and Tim Conway's rambling "I think that someone doesn't want anyone to know that there may be someone here that might be someone that's a killer" line still gets me laughing! Highly recommended to anyone in search of a fun film
  • January 8, 2009
    Perhaps the funniest pairing of Tim Conway & Don Knotts. So sad that they were'nt used more than the four films they made. This is clearly their best.
  • January 1, 2009
    Wow! i havnt seen this movie in ten years. Classic comedy at it's finest. Who ever heard of a gun that goes off every hour? LOL. The letters/poems the killer makes are absolutely hysterical. Man i wish I had it on DVD
  • October 20, 2008
    Funny spoof on the classic Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson movies. Don Knotts is Inspector Winship and Tim Conway is Dr. Tart. The plot isn't very deep but the humor is and the film is quite funny. The two dim-witted detectives are sent in to solve a murder by the man who was m...( read more)urdered. As if that's not enough the servants begin to be killed one by one. A race to find the killer before everyone dies turns into comical fun in a house of "horror" with suprising results.
  • August 16, 2008
    kinda boring, but even an old Don Knott's is funny.

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  • amap06
    May 9, 2007
    I love this movie its so funny!!

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