Chad Lindberg, Elizabeth D'Onofrio, Olivia d'Abo
Life in New York City, apparently, ain't what it used to be. In director Dan Ireland's "slice of life," Vincent D'Onofrio is a former porn star named Valentino (how's that for subtle metaphor?) who is...( read more
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DVD Release Date: April 13, 2004
Stats: 62 reviews
This is a pretty decent film that had a lack of...something. Whether that "something" is a point, a better storyline, a less complicated trio love story, it surely missed something. The performances are excellent (with Vincent D'Onofrio on the lead, Thomas Jane next -Salma Hayek ...( read more)
This has to be one of the worst movies of all time! The acting is terrible, the story is boring, and some scenes are simply vulgar.Do yourself a favor and skip this overlong wannabe "artsy" trash!
sadly the title makes about as much since as the movie did. it had a great cast, but that did little to overcome the fact that it was confusing, depressing and pointless. the one redeeming quality was 2 quotes i?ve stolen from the film? ?gary wishes he was kissing someone so ha...( read more)
very entertaining if you like bisexual love scenes with Vincent D'Onofrio...... which I DO!!!!! Thomas Jane did a good job acting as well.
excellent picture , a tragic and funny look at a close knit group of friends
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