The Velocity of Gary
The Velocity of Gary (1999)

Dan Ireland directed this romantic comedy-drama (adapted by James Still from his own play) about a romantic triangle. Doughnut shop waitress Mary Carmen (Salma Hayek) is the girlfriend of bisexual porn star Valentino (Vincent… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: April 13, 2004
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Critic Score: 22% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

Never quite develops three-way erotic charge it should have.

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Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat

Pretentious garbage

Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

Has rough spots but rings emotionally true and paints a vivid picture of New York City's underbelly.

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Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

Everything pales next to the spectacle of Hayek barnstorming through this story as if it were her Mildred Pierce.She emotes the way Vesuvius erupts.

David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

...despite their best efforts, none of [the actors] are able to create characters worth caring about.

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David Noh
Film Journal International

An off-putting mix of quirkiness and overweening solemnity, it simply never finds the right tone and only results in shrieking obviousness.

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Flixster Audience Score: 53% Flixster User Reviews
Kevin M. Williams
Greenwich Village slacker types try to outcool one another as long as they can keep out reality just to past the time ... which they don't care about by… More
Joseph Eastmond
Another film that i got for $3 It seemed original and interesting, but became just plain wierd and idiotic.
Leo L
Great movie!