terrible- unwatchable without rifttrax. also wtf is ellen burstyn doing in this movie?
The Wicker Man
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The Wicker Man
Christa Campbell, Diane Delano, Ellen Burstyn, Frances Conroy, George Murphy
When California Highway Patrol officer Edward Malus investigates the disappearance of his former fiancée's daughter on a remote Pacific Northwest island, he finds that nothing is what it seems. The pl...( read more
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Id: 10118800
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Recent Reviews
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August 17, 2009
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June 13, 2009
"This is a story whose chapters were carefully written," says Ellen Burstyn's Sister Summersisle, toward the end of the film. I beg to differ; the plot is a bloody mess! The fact that this remake of the 1973 cult classic is horrendously awful is somehow easier to take than if it ...( read more)
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July 22, 2008
And I thought the original was absurd . . . The Wicker Man 2006 is absolutely terrible, an embarrassment to the original movie that's only entertaining if you can find a bunch of people to mock it with. Somehow, those random musical numbers are sorely amiss.
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December 30, 2009
Just so you know, the whole time they're actually fooling Cage into position so that they can break his femurs, stick him inside "The Wicker Man" and then burn him alive. The ending is so unfair, his character didn't do anything to deserve what he gets and so this film is poorl...( read more)
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December 26, 2009
nice movie i liked the suspence but i was hoping for action but still really good movie
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November 29, 2009
Neil LaBute's useless and faintly misogynistic remake of the 1974 chiller borders on the awful. If it were not for well-handled camerawork and retained elements from the original's ironic screenplay, we would have a serious contender for worst movie of 2006 right here. As much as...( read more)
