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What are They planning to do to Callisto Balandash, the elegant aesthete and art collector, secure in his country house, surrounded by his period furniture, Japanese wood carvings, his cubist Picasso, his nudes, and immersed in the aroma of quince mingled with "Chevalier d'Orsay" while discussing Pure Form with his beautiful actress-mistress Spika, Countess Tremendosa?

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 38%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's certainly entertaining enough and made with great style, but the whole thing feels slightly undercooked."
‑ Randy Cordova, Arizona Republic
"Efficient, suitably anonymous chiller."
‑ Ed Park, Village Voice
"How someone who could helm a film as relentlessly creepy and suspenseful as The Hitcher could deliver a dud like They is beyond me."
‑ Steve Newton, Georgia Straight
"I've seen They twice now, once theatrically and once via DVD, and...for the life of me...I can't tell you what it's about."
‑ Scott Weinberg,
"With the cheesiest monsters this side of a horror spoof, which They isn't, it is more likely to induce sleep than fright."
‑ Steve Rhodes, Internet Reviews
"Stinks from start to finish, like a wet burlap sack of gloom."
‑ Paul Malcolm, L.A. Weekly
"They ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering."
‑ Scott Foundas, Variety
"The last ten minutes of the film really stuck with me."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
"On the heels of The Ring comes a similarly morose and humorless horror movie that, although flawed, is to be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness."
‑ Nick Rogers, State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL)
"Harmon ... does crank up the tension, getting nicely petrified performances from the young cast."
‑ Rich Cline, Film Threat
"The attempt to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe emerges from the simple fact that the movie has virtually nothing to show."
‑ Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
"Represents something very close to the nadir of the thriller/horror genre."
‑ Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter
"'Wes Craven Presents.' Such an endorsement is meant to be a mark of quality, and indeed it is--bad quality, that is."
‑ Michael Dequina,
"The movie's gloomy atmosphere is fascinating, though, even if the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance."
‑ John J. Puccio, Movie Metropolis
"Characters wander into predictably treacherous situations even though they should know better."
‑ Marc Savlov, Austin Chronicle
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