Titanic 2 (2010)

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• Directors C

  
  This is the 4th film created to or lets say cursed to entertain by straight to DVD film distributor The Aslyum that I have reviewed. Titanic II is a film that has no real reason to exist apart from maybe to iritate or depress. All of the cast act in the film terribly and there is also… More
  This is the 4th film created to or lets say cursed to entertain by straight to DVD film distributor The Aslyum that I have reviewed. Titanic II is a film that has no real reason to exist apart from maybe to iritate or depress. All of the cast act in the film terribly and there is also no development into character that James Cameron's Titanic managed to do. The film's title can either shout out "sequel!" or "its another ship also called Titanic but happening again" to clueless film fans. If you see this do not buy it because suprisingly a lot of people are, when its plainly obvious that it will be crap. At least with "Snakes on a Train" you thought you were watching "Snakes on a Plane" but come on I have a feeling the film makers are trying to help you avoid buying this after they realise they have made a godawful movie. I will only praise the effects for being slightly better than Transmorphers but despite that the film makers succeed in trying to make a disaster.

• Lafe F

  
  what a direct-to-video joke! Proof that you can slap "Titanic" onto any cheap turd and release it. The modern setting doesn't help things. Cheap effects and budget actors ruin any believability. I'm amazed they got away with this.

• Dead A

  
  One of the worst low budget movie I have ever seen. This was completely an unnecessary movie to make.

• Dean !

  
  Ah one of the low budget late night films on the SyFy channel you know will be bad, but you just have to see how bad! It could have been a lot worse, but the minimum budget really effects a film like this that uses a lot of CGI. The effects for the ship at sea are very basic. It… More
  Ah one of the low budget late night films on the SyFy channel you know will be bad, but you just have to see how bad! It could have been a lot worse, but the minimum budget really effects a film like this that uses a lot of CGI. The effects for the ship at sea are very basic. It doesn't feature a great cast Brooke Burns is the most famous I think, and she is a model! It's a mix of disaster films including Titanic, Poseidon and The day after tomorrow. Only watch if you like cheesy films!

• R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R

  
  Just ....... Horrible!

• Brett W

  
  79. The coast guard can fly helicopters to the arctic? 80. Apparently you can just hang out on a glacier without much protective clothing. 81. It's possible for an average dude to get to the north pole and do some extreme tsunami surfing. 82. CGI in crappy movies is still on par… More
  79. The coast guard can fly helicopters to the arctic? 80. Apparently you can just hang out on a glacier without much protective clothing. 81. It's possible for an average dude to get to the north pole and do some extreme tsunami surfing. 82. CGI in crappy movies is still on par with toy boats floating in bathtubs. 83. Megafault is no longer the low point in Bruce Davison's career. 84. Cruise ships apparently have "emergency thrusters"... which I assumed were only available on the Star Trek vessels. 85. Some really goofy looking (borderline homeless) people were somehow able to afford tickets on an elite luxury liner. 86. The History Channel has started loaning their Mega Disasters computer footage to terrible filmmakers for use in their terrible films. 87. The interior of the Titanic 2 is strikingly similar to your average holiday inn. 88. My bathroom cabinet is better stocked than the Titanic 2's infirmary. 89. Taping a credit card over a wound is an effective way of stopping excessive bleeding. 90. You can get your captain's license even if you're a weird, little, indecisive, terrified man. 91. The Titanic 2 is filled with hydrogen gas like the Hindenburg. 92. "there's another wave coming. It's bigger than the last one. When it comes it's gonna be big" that's what she said. 93. Kellys make good door jams. 94. Every door on the Titanic 2 is jammed. 95. Closeups and reaction shots are a wonderful substitute for not having an effects budget. 96. When the helicopter pilot says "we have to refuel", it's completely optional. 97. When the helicopter pilot says "I'll do what I can", it means he's going to instantly crash.

• Sarah P

  
  Why?? It was one of those completely unnecessary movies.

• RJ M

  
  Yes folks, there is indeed a movie called Titanic II. But what's more surprising than that is the fact that it's not an ENTIRELY bad movie. It is in NO WAY a sequel to Titanic, but the story of a ship called Titanic II that runs afoul of an iceberg like it's namesake.… More
  Yes folks, there is indeed a movie called Titanic II. But what's more surprising than that is the fact that it's not an ENTIRELY bad movie. It is in NO WAY a sequel to Titanic, but the story of a ship called Titanic II that runs afoul of an iceberg like it's namesake. The twist in this case is that the iceberg is thrown into the ship thanks to a giant tsunami that results from the collapsing Arctic ice shelf. What follows is a cookie cutter version of a disaster movie, filled with stereotypical characters, low rent sets, stilted dialogue, and many shots of extras, staring blindly off camera, not knowing what emotion they are supposed to be feeling at that moment. With that said, it should be noted that the movie does, in fact have some redeeming qualities. Bruce Davison is an old acting pro, and he does lend a certain credibility to his role as a Coast Guard captain, who's daughter is on board the ship. While the visual effects are generally as bargain basement as you might expect, there are a few shots and sequences that don't look like they were made with a Commodore 64. One sequence that was surprisingly effective has to do with a Coast Guard helicopter trying to evade a tsunami wave that is a lot bigger than anticipated. There's also a few shots of the sinking ship that are pretty convincing. Writer/director/star Shane Van Dyke isn't going to get any comparisons to James Cameron any time soon, but he does what he can with what he has. I can appreciate that a legitimate effort was made, even if the results are less than spectacular. I can't recommend the movie, but if you are home on a Sunday afternoon, and are in the mood for a cheesy, turn your brain off, disaster flick, you could do worse.

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