Top Secret! (1984)
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76% of critics liked it
(34 reviews) -
75% of users liked it
(40,503 ratings)
The second of Zucker-Abraham-Zucker's theatrical-feature spoofs (Airplane was the first, discounting the patchwork Kentucky Fried Movie), Top Secret! lampoons practically every film genre. Specifically, however, this is a hybrid of an "Elvis" movie and a World War II "underground… More The second of Zucker-Abraham-Zucker's theatrical-feature spoofs (Airplane was the first, discounting the patchwork Kentucky Fried Movie), Top Secret! lampoons practically every film genre. Specifically, however, this is a hybrid of an "Elvis" movie and a World War II "underground resistance" thriller. In his film debut, Val Kilmer plays Nick Rivers, a Presley-like American rock idol sent behind the Iron Curtain on a goodwill tour. Before long, he is involved in a complex espionage scheme thanks to beautiful Lucy Gutteridge, the daughter of a scientist (Michael Gough) held captive by the Communists. Also essential to the action is flamboyant resistance leader Christopher Villiers, who behaves like Victor Mature in Betrayed (1954) and talks like James Mason. Adhering to Z-A-Z's cheerful disregard for people, places and events, the East Germans are depicted as Nazis, while the Underground is comprised of Frenchmen. The plot is mainly an excuse for the Z-A-Z team's fondness for joke-a-minute lampoonery, skewering cinematic targets ranging from The Blue Lagoon (1980) to The Wizard of Oz (1939). As in Z-A-Z's other efforts, Top Secret! scores its biggest yocks when invoking cliches that we never realized were cliches-and falls on its face whenever attempting a too-obvious gag (the biggest clinker: that pigeon statue in the park). Everyone has his or her favorite bits in this film: our faves include the resistance fighter named Deja Vu ("Haven't we met somewhere before?"), Kilmer's horrible nightmare while being tortured (he arrives too late to take final exams), the army-booted cow, the sensitive Pinto, and the East German National Anthem, sung to the tune of the Shorewood (Wisconsin) High School marching song. But let's say no more: comedy of this nature is designed to be seen, not written or read about. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Directed By
- Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
- Written By
- Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Martyn Burke
- Genres
- Comedy
- In Theaters
- Jun 8, 1984 Wide
- Studio
- Paramount Home Video
Critic Reviews
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Jonathan Rosenbaum, Chicago Reader
The plot combines the rock musical with the spy thriller (not to mention assorted other genres), and the comic invention is fairly constant.
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Richard Schickel, TIME Magazine
This time, though, the creative group has neglected to build to the kind of giddy, everything-plus-the-kitchen-sink climax that made Airplane! such a memorable exercise in anarchy.
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Variety Staff, Variety
Secret! shares the same wonderful wacky attitude that allows just about any kind of gag to come flowing in and out of the picture at the strangest times.
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Geoff Andrew, Time Out
Signs of desperation have begun to creep in some time before the end.
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Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
This movie will cheerfully go for a laugh wherever one is even remotely likely to be found.
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Cast
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Val Kilmer
as Nick Rivers
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Lucy Gutteridge
as Hillary
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Christopher Villiers
as Nigel
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Omar Sharif
as Cedric
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Peter Cushing
as Bookstore Owner
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Jeremy Kemp
as Gen. Streck
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Billy Mitchell
as Martin
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Michael Gough
as Dr. Flammond
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Harry Ditson
as Du Quois
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Jim Carter
as Deja Vu
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Nancy Abrahams
as Pregnant Woman
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David Adams
as Back-Up Singer
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Sydney Arnold
as Albert Potato
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Susan Breslau
as Cafe Diner
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John Carney
as Klaus
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Warren Clarke
as Col. Von Horst
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Daisy the Cow
as Herself
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Andrew Hawkins
as Pilot
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Tristram Jellinek
as Maj. Crumpler
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Gertan Klauber
as Mayor
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Vyvyan Lorrayne
as Mme. Bergerone
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Richard Mayes
as Biletnikov
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Mac McDonald
as German Soldier
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Ian McNeice
as Blind Man
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Marcus Powell
as Little German
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John Sharp
as Maitre D'
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Eddie Tagoe
as Chocolate Mousse
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Major Wiley
as Porter
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Burton Zucker
as Chef
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Charlotte Zucker
as Cafe Diner
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Richard Pescud
as Priest
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Russell Sommers
as Student
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Nicola Wright
as Pizzahaus Girl
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Louise Yaffe
as Cafe Diner
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Dimitri Andreas
as Latrine



