Touche pas à la femme blanche (Don't Touch the White Woman!)

Touche pas à la femme blanche (Don't Touch the White Woman!) (1974)

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Marcello Mastroianni stars in this French farce, an absurd "western" set in Paris, with Mastroianni as the incurably vain General George Armstrong Custer. Richard Nixon is the American president, but everyone is costumed appropriately for the previous century. Buffalo Bill (Michel… More

Unrated,
Directed By
Genres
Western, Art House & International, Comedy
In Theaters
Jan 23, 1974 Wide
On DVD
Aug 19, 2008

Critic Reviews

  • Christopher Long, Movie Metropolis

    It is so gloriously unconvincing, so utterly absurd, that it achieves a kind of greatness.

  • David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews

    A sure candidate for the worst movie ever made...

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  • Walter M


    Of all the screen versions of Custer's Cosmic Comeuppance, "Don't Touch the White Woman!" is easily the most surreal in its giddy satire of the old west transposed to the streets of modern day Paris. Marco Ferreri directs in a blithely anarchic spirit(the Indians… More

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