Touche pas  la femme blanche (Don't Touch the White Woman!)
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Touche pas la femme blanche (Don't Touch the White Woman!)
Marcello Mastroianni stars in this French farce, an absurd "western" set in Paris, with Mastroianni as the incurably vain General George Armstrong Custer. Richard Nixon is the American president, but everyone is costumed appropriately for the previous century. Buffalo Bill (Michel Piccoli), the famous scout, is here portrayed as a limp-wristed bungler. Ugo Tognazzi plays one of Custer's Native American opponents; he runs a curio shop selling Native artifacts made in sweatshops by white women. The climactic battle is held in a large construction excavation where Les Halles market… More

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It is so gloriously unconvincing, so utterly absurd, that it achieves a kind of greatness."
‑ Christopher Long, Movie Metropolis
"A sure candidate for the worst movie ever made..."
‑ David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews