Transylmania
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A group of college students embarks on a wild, sexy and outrageous semester abroad at Razvan University. Located deep in the heart of the "cursed land" of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan isn't your typical institution of higher learning. The black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start. It seems Castle Razvan was the property of the feared Vampire King Radu in the Dark Ages and he's come back to reclaim it.
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"David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean."
‑ Drew Toal, Time Out New York
"Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness."
‑ Dennis Harvey, Variety
"It's really bad, but at least it's not Friedberg and Seltzer levels of bad."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
"'Transylmania' LOOKS like a move. It's on film, after all, and it has a script and actors. But there the resemblance to any real movie ends. This tasteless mess should have been shuttled straight to DVD."
‑ Linda Cook, Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
"Spoofs horror cliches rather than stringing together random, witless pop-culture gags like the Scary Movie franchise .... [but is] vulgar, juvenile, gross and not particularly funny."
‑ Maitland McDonagh, Horror Hacker
"Woefully dull-witted."
‑ Tom Russo, Boston Globe
"If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you."
‑ Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
"This is dinosaur stuff. A rubber chicken and a squirting flower would've really capped things off."
‑ John Gholson, Cinematical
"It has no artistic or social value, and it contains not one genuine laugh."
‑ Jeffrey M. Anderson, Combustible Celluloid
"Parental Content Review"
‑ Jim Judy, Screen It!
"With stronger actors and real writers, this might've been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there."
‑ Aaron Hillis, L.A. Weekly
"Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison."
‑ Steven Hyden, AV Club
"Fart jokes ensue."
‑ Staci Layne Wilson, Horror.com
"Transylmania's characters are intensely irritating and its comedy is so obvious that you'll see the film's limp attempts at jokes coming a mile away."
‑ Joshua Tyler, CinemaBlend.com
"I surveyed the crowd at the screening I attended, feeling the chill in the air as seven strangers sat in stone-cold silence -- not a single laugh from anyone. The eighth moviegoer? Fast asleep five minutes in. I've never envied a person more."
‑ Brian Orndorf, BrianOrndorf.com
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