Two If By Sea (1996)
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11% of critics liked it
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28% of users liked it
(8,388 ratings)
Co-star Denis Leary co-wrote the script for this romantic comedy-drama. Leary plays Frank O'Brien, a no-class, small-time hood who is the boyfriend of Roz (Sandra Bullock), a cashier with a New York Jewish background who dreams of settling down and having kids. Roz wants out of the relationship… More Co-star Denis Leary co-wrote the script for this romantic comedy-drama. Leary plays Frank O'Brien, a no-class, small-time hood who is the boyfriend of Roz (Sandra Bullock), a cashier with a New York Jewish background who dreams of settling down and having kids. Roz wants out of the relationship but is fearful to break up. On a Friday, she accompanies Frank as he steals a painting. He tells her that it's his last job as a thief. Frank plans the delivery for Sunday evening so that they can turn the job into a getaway weekend. They go to a New England town and break into a huge home; the owners are on vacation. A sophisticated neighbor, Evan Marsh (Stephen Dillane), believes that they are friends of the owners' children and invites them to a party. Evan is an upper-class bachelor and is attracted to Roz. Roz goes horseback riding and boating with him, pretending a sophistication she doesn't possess, while Frank fumes at the rich rival. Meanwhile, Frank's crime boss Beano (Wayne Robson) learns that the painting Frank has stolen is a four-million-dollar Matisse and comes to the town with three henchmen. They are pursued by Detective O'Malley (Yaphet Kotto), who is trying to find a mysterious master art thief. ~ Michael Betzold, Rovi
- Directed By
- Bill Bennett
- Written By
- Denis Leary
- Genres
- Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy
- In Theaters
- Jun 1, 1995 Wide
- Studio
- Warner Home Video
Critic Reviews
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Susan Wloszczyna, USA Today
[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper.
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Rob Gonsalves, eFilmCritic.com
A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'
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Michael Dequina, TheMovieReport.com
It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.
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Rob Thomas, Capital Times (Madison, WI)
Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.
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Frank Ochieng, Movie Eye
A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz
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Cast
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Denis Leary
as Frank O'Brien
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Sandra Bullock
as Roz
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Stephen Dillane
as Evan Morgan
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Yaphet Kotto
as O'Malley
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Wayne Robson
as Beano
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Jonathan Tucker
as Todd
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Michael Badalucco
as Quinn
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Chris Benson
as Local Cop
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Lenny Clarke
as Kelly
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John Friesen
as Sheriff Horn
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Kay Hawtry
as Lady with dog
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Sandi Ross
as Conductor
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Mike Starr
as Fitzie
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Philip Williams
as Man with Phones
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Dennis O'Connor
as Cop on Scene
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Richard Fitzpatrick
as FBI Chief
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Ferne Downey
as Mercedes Owner
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Katya Ladan
as Older Couple
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Ian White
as Jim Kellerher
- Don Gavin
- Jonny Fido
