Two if By Sea
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Co-star Denis Leary co-wrote the script for this romantic comedy-drama. Leary plays Frank O'Brien, a no-class, small-time hood who is the boyfriend of Roz (Sandra Bullock), a cashier with a New York Jewish background who dreams of settling down and having kids. Roz wants out of the relationship but is fearful to break up. On a Friday, she accompanies Frank as he steals a painting. He tells her that it's his last job as a thief. Frank plans the delivery for Sunday evening so that they can turn the job into a getaway weekend. They go to a New England town and break into a huge home; the… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 11%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper."
‑ Susan Wloszczyna, USA Today
"Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads."
‑ Rob Thomas, Capital Times (Madison, WI)
"Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary."
‑ Alex Sandell, Juicy Cerebellum
"A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'"
‑ Rob Gonsalves,
"A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz"
‑ Frank Ochieng, Movie Eye
"the right ingredients in the wrong package"
‑ James Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette
"It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake."
‑ Michael Dequina,
"Sinks even before it gets started"
‑ Clint Morris, Moviehole
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