Two if by Sea
Two if by Sea (1995)

Comedian Dennis Leary wrote and starred in this crime comedy that chronicles the travails of a small-time thief and his girl friend who are hired by a Boston barkeeper to steal a rare Matisse. Frank, the crook, has never executed a major… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: May 1, 2001
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Critic Score: 11% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Susan Wloszczyna
USA Today

[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper.

Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

Alex Sandell
Juicy Cerebellum

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

Rob Gonsalves

A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

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Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette

the right ingredients in the wrong package

Michael Dequina

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

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Clint Morris

Sinks even before it gets started

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Flixster Audience Score: 24% Flixster User Reviews
Tim Salmons
Forgot about it.
Leo L
Hilarious! Leary is great!
Emily Armstrong
Fans of Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary are likely to be the only ones who can enjoy this movie. I am both, so I did. Apart from its stars, there is little… More
Erin Collins
Pretty cheesy, but I like both Leary and Bullock, so it was worth a watch. It wasn't horrible - entertaining enough.