Two if By Sea
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Comedian Dennis Leary wrote and starred in this crime comedy that chronicles the travails of a small-time thief and his girl friend who are hired by a Boston barkeeper to steal a rare Matisse. Frank, the crook, has never executed a major heist before, but still plans the caper carefully. Unfortunately, Roz, his demanding girl friend, insists that they take an extra-long vacation and so he steals the artwork three days ahead of schedule. Roz and Frank are constantly quarreling, but somehow they make it to their a remote New England island hideaway with the painting. They are pursued by FBI… More
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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 11%

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"[An] aimless romantic-comedy caper."
‑ Susan Wloszczyna, USA Today
"Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads."
‑ Rob Thomas, Capital Times (Madison, WI)
"Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary."
‑ Alex Sandell, Juicy Cerebellum
"A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'"
‑ Rob Gonsalves, eFilmCritic.com
"A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz"
‑ Frank Ochieng, Movie Eye
"the right ingredients in the wrong package"
‑ James Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette
"It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake."
‑ Michael Dequina, TheMovieReport.com
"Sinks even before it gets started"
‑ Clint Morris, Moviehole
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