Vampires Suck
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The comedy masterminds behind Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans drive a squeaky rubber stake through the heart of the Twilight series with this irreverent satire about a teenage girl who's torn between two supernatural suitors. As Becca struggles to contend with her overbearing father, two fierce rivals compete to win her heart. But Becca isn't the only high-school student having a hard time with boys; her friends are all desperate to find a date for the prom, and as the big night draws near, the rampant tension draws out the animals in everyone. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 5%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny."
‑ Rafer Guzman, Newsday
"This movie sucks more."
‑ Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least"
‑ Kevin Carr, 7M Pictures
"There are few things worse than watching a comedy flatline for over an hour, tossing its "funny parts" into a vacuum of uncomfortable silence."
‑ John Gholson, Cinematical
"Casting two lookalikes and coaching your young actors to mimic the trio from 'Twilight' isn't enough to make for a great parody."
‑ James Plath, Movie Metropolis
"All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof."
‑ Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
"Below bottom-of-the-barrel."
‑ Nick Schager, Time Out New York
"I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy."
‑ Mark Bell, Film Threat
"A banal mess that sacrifices anything resembling satire for a series of smutty jokes."
‑ James Luxford, The National
"There was a time when, for a certain generation, the release of a new Naked Gun or Hot Shots movie would be cause for real excitement."
‑ Gareth C. Evans, Future Movies UK
"A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable."
‑ Tom Huddleston, Time Out
"Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality."
‑ Michael Ordoņa, Los Angeles Times
"An insult to other bad vampire movies, which is saying a mouthful."
‑ Dennis Schwartz, Ozus' World Movie Reviews
"Only Friedberg and Seltzer could film this dross with the belief they are making even a half-decent comedy."
‑ Mike Barnard, Future Movies UK
"A movie that will have you pining to watch the real Twilight films. Yes, it's that bad."
‑ Russell Lewin, SFX Magazine
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