Vampires Suck
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"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues -- all of which collide at the prom.

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 5%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny."
‑ Rafer Guzman, Newsday
"This movie sucks more."
‑ Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least"
‑ Kevin Carr, 7M Pictures
"There are few things worse than watching a comedy flatline for over an hour, tossing its "funny parts" into a vacuum of uncomfortable silence."
‑ John Gholson, Cinematical
"Casting two lookalikes and coaching your young actors to mimic the trio from 'Twilight' isn't enough to make for a great parody."
‑ James Plath, Movie Metropolis
"All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof."
‑ Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
"Below bottom-of-the-barrel."
‑ Nick Schager, Time Out New York
"I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy."
‑ Mark Bell, Film Threat
"A banal mess that sacrifices anything resembling satire for a series of smutty jokes."
‑ James Luxford, The National
"There was a time when, for a certain generation, the release of a new Naked Gun or Hot Shots movie would be cause for real excitement."
‑ Gareth C. Evans, Future Movies UK
"A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable."
‑ Tom Huddleston, Time Out
"Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality."
‑ Michael Ordoņa, Los Angeles Times
"An insult to other bad vampire movies, which is saying a mouthful."
‑ Dennis Schwartz, Ozus' World Movie Reviews
"Only Friedberg and Seltzer could film this dross with the belief they are making even a half-decent comedy."
‑ Mike Barnard, Future Movies UK
"A movie that will have you pining to watch the real Twilight films. Yes, it's that bad."
‑ Russell Lewin, SFX Magazine
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