Andrew Davoli, Gabrielle Union, George Clooney

When petty thief Cosimo is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison - the kind of job you dream about - he has to get out of jail, fast. But with Cosimo stuck in the joint, it's up ...( read more  read more... )to his girl Rosalind to track down a patsy. But while no one wants to do the time for Cosimo's crime, everybody seems to know a guy who will - and for a share, they're willing to track him down. Before long, Rosalind has five guys trailing behind her, looking to get their bungling hands on a piece of the action.

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64 critics

R, 87 min.

Directed by: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

Release Date: October 4, 2002

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DVD Release Date: March 18, 2003

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  • September 25, 2009
    Great crime comedy, absolutely loved it!
  • June 23, 2009
    A gang of down at heel petty crooks inherit what they think is a perfect crime but in execution, things do not go as smoothly as they'd hoped. A kind of Ocean's Eleven for losers, Welcome To Collinwood is a comic heist film that smacks of trying way too hard. I was not surprised ...( read more)to learn it was a remake of a European film because of the broad slapstick and forced wackiness of the whole idea (Jerry Lewis is still one of the most popular comic actors on mainland Europe. Draw your own conclusions...) The cast are all OK and there is little here that offends, but the Clouseau-esque heist is typical of the tone of the whole film; ridiculous coincidences, surreal situations, heavy handed farce and slapstick that plays wholeheartedly for the cheap seats. It's not awful, but with the talent involved I expected a whole lot more.
  • December 7, 2008
    What a freak show of nut cases...
  • May 7, 2008
    With a cast including George Clooney, Isaiah Washington, Luis Guzman, Patricia Clarkson, Sam Rockwell, William H. Macy and the great Michael Jeter, how could this not be great? Well, even though it's rather uneven, it's still quite entertaining. If there's something that can go ...( read more)wrong, it will and this is where the film starts getting on my nerves, because everything does.

    Almost a shot for shot remake of Big Deal On Madonna Street, this is a fun saturday afternoon caper with some hilarious moments coupled with eye-rolling ones. The crew is mostly against type-cast and enjoyable.
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  • March 11, 2008
    Riley: This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik.

    Here is a fresh and fun caper comedy featuring a great ensemble cast made up mainly of character actors.

    The movie was written and directed by Joe and Anthony Russo, who have directed a number of Arrested Developmen...( read more)t, episodes, and produced by Steven Sodebergh and George Clooney.

    The story revolves around a particular robbery job which gets pushed out of control as more and more people become involved.

    Cosimo: Your mother's a whore!

    Luis Guzman gets caught in a crime, but learns of a huge stash of money from a fellow inmate who is serving time for life. He needs to get out of jail and his girlfriend, Patricia Clarkson, tries to get someone to take the rap for him.

    This doesn't work out, and instead Guzman's character is tricked into giving away the crime to a part-time boxer/criminal played wonderfully by Sam Rockwell.

    Eventually others become involved as well, including: William H. Macy as a father with a new born, who must take care of the baby while his wife is serving time. Isaiah Washington, and Michael Jeter. George Clooney also has a small role as a paralyzed safe cracker, who teaches these guys how to open a safe.

    [Sitting in his wheelchair]
    Jerzy: Now this may come as a surprise to you guys, but I don't work in the field any more.

    A women also enters the fold, Jennifer Esposito who is as funny as she is a beauty in this movie, playing a maid working in the place these guys need to break into.

    There is also a cop around who knows all these guys are up to no good.

    Sgt. Babitch: Don't get smart with me you little prick, I will shit in you.

    In terms of the plot setup, this is of course not wholly original. This particular story is actually a remake of sorts.

    The fun of this movie comes from its performances and the style of the movie. It is full of a combination of different conman terms from the 30s-50s and has a musical score from Mark Mothersbaugh that would fit right into parts of "The Sting."

    The movie is very brisk at just over 85 minutes, but the movie is so much fun, with plenty of hysterical moments, little moments great to pick up on re-watches, and great chemistry between all the characters. Very funny.

    [Jerzy is in disguise, in full Hasidic rabbi costume]
    Basil: Why are you dressed like a priest?
    [pause]
    Jerzy: You're an idiot.
  • October 29, 2009
    I just rented this movie cauz it had Michael Jeter in it & I didnt like it at 1st but after I watched it a 2nd time I started to really enjoy it
  • September 18, 2009
    18/09/09
    "Five guys. One safe. No brains."
  • April 15, 2009
    Very funny misfit gang led by Clooney with the funny and departed Michael Jeter. Recommended.
  • April 12, 2009
    This film works on the premise that what can go wrong, will go wrong, with hilarious consequences. The character's are all rich in ineptitude and their bungling attempt at burglary makes very amusing watching. This is a charming film that takes a while to build up momentum but o...( read more)nce you arrive at the heist scene you'll be glad you stuck with it. The laughs pile in one after the other and the slow start builds a genuine attachment to a group of sweet and silly characters who see a quick fix way out of their situations.

    Despite the fact that this film was ripped to shreds by the critics, I thought it was a little gem. Clooney is a solid director, with a quirky sense of humour. This is almost a Coen Brother's film in that it is slightly bizarre and darkly funny. Some bittersweet moments leaven the general mayhem, make it well worth viewing (as long as you don't expect any profound drama) and plenty of belly laugh moments. The disguise that George Clooney dons is hysterical. Great fun!
  • March 27, 2009
    Super komedija.
    Radnja : 7/10
    Clooney i ekipa : 8/10

Critic Reviews


October 27, 2002
Nick Schager, Matinee Magazine

The kind of film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly executed idea. full review

October 18, 2002
Moira MacDonald, Seattle Times

It doesn't quite work, but there's enough here to make us look forward to the Russos' next offering. full review

October 18, 2002
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

The actual heist is the high point, just as in the Italian film, and so raffish and disorganized was the gang that I can see how someone might enjoy this movie, coming to it for the first time. full review

October 17, 2002
Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer

Sometimes this modest little number clicks, and sometimes it doesn't. full review

October 4, 2002
Liam Lacey, Globe and Mail

Filled with a sweet, loopy sensibility and some fresh comic turns, Welcome to Collinwood is a low-budget American film that falls into the good-but-slight category. full review

October 4, 2002
A.O. Scott, The New York Times

An enjoyably half-wit remake of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal on Madonna Street. full review

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Comments


  • raechello
    July 14, 2008
    I damn love this movie. The characters and acting cast are fantastic. It's so random and so fun to watch. Full of individual moments which just make you laugh/smile, shake your head and just keep watching because you just enjoy their pain hahaha. It's a great film. One to deffinately watch when need of a good laugh I'd say :)

    This movie isn't that popular is it? Ha, I guess I'm one of the lucky ones who GOT to watch it :D haha

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