Welcome To Mooseport
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Welcome To Mooseport
Welcome to Mooseport. The sleepy Maine community has all the accoutrements of idyllic small town life: a little park and gazebo, quaint architecture, a moose that wanders through the streets, and lots of friendly townsfolk, including the proprietor of the local hardware store, Handy Harrison and his veterinarian girlfriend Sally. Mooseport also just happens to be the vacation home for the leader of the free world: Monroe "Eagle" Cole, the President of the United States. Following two successful terms, the wildly popular President is ready to retire to his "Mooseport White… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 13%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's a snooze on every level."
‑ Rex Reed, New York Observer
"[Mooseport is] like the pound cake of movies -- nice and safe and sweet, but not really worth recommending."
‑ Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper
"For Ray Romano fans only."
‑ Nell Minow, Common Sense Media
"Whose story is this? Nobody's. We don't know whom we're meant to root for..."
‑ Rob Gonsalves, eFilmCritic.com
"Charming, little comedy that amuses from start to finish."
‑ Forrest Hartman, Reno Gazette-Journal
"Devoid of wit and point."
‑ Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"Pretty skimpy on fun."
‑ Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com
"Comes off less like a feature film than a failed sitcom pilot."
‑ Michael Dequina, TheMovieReport.com
"This lackluster production fails to generate much in the way of tension and less in the way of merriment."
‑ Kam Williams, Bean Soup Times
"Hollywood kids the Democrats because the love the Democrats."
‑ Stephen Himes, Film Snobs
"Means to satirize the TV-fueled carnivalesque nature of American electoral politics but only demonstrates the TV-fueled debasement of American commercial comedy."
‑ J. Hoberman, Village Voice
"Gets old faster than uncovered cheese."
‑ Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
"Welcome--now get out."
‑ Christopher Smith, Bangor Daily News (Maine)
"The movie never takes its material far enough, it's never daring, it's never edgy, it's never satiric. It's just, well, it's just TV."
‑ John J. Puccio, Movie Metropolis
"The script is so weak, so illogical, so bereft of actual humour that it takes the considerable charm of the cast merely to prop it up."
‑ Kim Linekin, eye WEEKLY
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