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  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 10, 2008
    This is one of those slight-of-hand smart comedies, which explains why its target audience hated it so much. A lot of the stuff involves dumb gags, silly stereotypes, and the acting is not going to win any awards for comedy or otherwise. But it is all wound up into an enjoyable story and directed well enough that even Eric Roberts is able to handle his role. It also has enough complexity and subtlety to keep it interesting.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    August 26, 2008
    CRAP!!!!! Larry the Cable Guy needs to give up because he plays the same person in every movie and it's getting a little old.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    August 18, 2008
    It never tries to be more than it is, honest to goodness, lowbrow, redneck fun with even the higher class stepping down to have a bit of that same fun. This movie is in fact best summed up by the protagonist's motto/bumper sticker "Often wrong. Never in doubt."
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    August 11, 2008
    urrrrr!

    the whole thing is one long southern humoured terrible simile. i refuse to watch anything with this larry guy in it again!
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    August 6, 2008
    I watched this online and thjought it was quite funny, but its just the same as the other Cable Guy films really.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 31, 2008
    I wasn't a big fan of larry but this movie really had a lot of laughs and was surprized at how well the story line was written and produced !
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 27, 2008
    An ok movie, has some funny moments, not really a fan of the Blue Collar Comedy group, but Larry's growing on me, and he does it here again, a solid comedian.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 24, 2008
    A small town sheriff helps a high class woman being held hostage and he doesnt know its the FBI. This movie has a few sorta funny scenes but no laugh out loud scenes at all. Its jokes are often old and lame. Larry himself keeps this one worth watching if you are a fan of his nothing else will.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 23, 2008
    As Larry The Cable Guy movies go it was funny, but only ha ha funny, laugh out loud funny. Could have been better.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 22, 2008
    good movie!

    This was shockingly entertaining, Larry the cable guy is great and unique stand up comedian but I can't say that much for his acting he only has two movies but this was good. It's the saving the beauty redneck style and it's full of strange but funny comparison and was not that predictable.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 20, 2008
    I'm not really a fan of Larry the Cable Guy, although Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector is not as bad as this.
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    July 12, 2008
    I haven't seen it but I didn't like larry the cable guy. He gets on my nerves. I don't understand how it was so funny to so many people.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 11, 2008
    Was an OKAY movie....just don't think Mr. Larry The Cable Guy is good in the movies....leave the stand up comedy to him!!
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    July 10, 2008
    never would i want to see this bullshit, please give someone a chance to make a movie which could be good and stop making this crap
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    July 10, 2008
    It's the Cable Guy..why wouldn't you want to see him? Gotta show him some love since he is a NE native..
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 6, 2008
    There wasn't much humour in it.
    Everything funny was shown on the commercials (if you had happen to see one)
    Larry The Cable Guy had some quick and very funny lines if you caught on.
    There wasn't much action in it either.
    I thought there would be a lot more action.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    July 5, 2008
    Fart humor times 10! Straight garbage unless you like Nascar and fry possum up for supper. One or two funny moments, but that's it. You're better off renting a blank tape.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 5, 2008
    There are many of the Larry the cable guy humor from his onstage comedy shows. Some of it was a litle dumb but it was dumb and funny.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 30, 2008
    Gotta love Larry. But this was a super stupid movie. Not all that funny either. Nice attempt, but I doubt I will ever watch it again.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 29, 2008
    I was forced into watching this, and while it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be....it still was QUITE bad. Larry the Cable Guy is a One Joke comedian that has FAR outlived his usefulness as an actor in ANY way. I'm hoping his 15 minutes are almost up.
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    June 27, 2008
    I have yet to see anything good with Larry The Cable Guy starring. I don't even think his stand-up comedy is all that hilarious. Give me Bill Engval or Jeff Foxworthy any day
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 25, 2008
    It has some funny spots. Not enough Jenny for me though. She is such a funny lady. Milicevic is just totally gorgeous but just didnt seem like a good role for her. Seriously, Larry is a funny guy though. I give him quite a bit of credit for expanding his base.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 24, 2008
    Larry's funny as ever. The movie is good considering it's a Larry movie (got me laughing) but it starts a little slow but gets good.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 19, 2008
    This is my first "Larry" film. I enjoyed his crass humor so much I am going back to rent his others! :)
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 18, 2008
    This movie wasn't very funny but entertaining to watch. The humor is just like the other Larry the Cable guy flicks. Larry's stand up is WAY funnier than his goofy movies. Jenny McCarthy was smokin'(as usual) and I wouldn't kick Ivana Milicevic out of my bed either. I wouldn't recommend anyone paying to rent or purchase this film. Just wait to watch it on tv.

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