You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya)
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You I Love (Ya lyublyu tebya)
Vera and Tim are successful young professionals living fast-paced lives in ultra-modern Moscow. Their lives crackle with the capitalist energy of excess, anxiety, consumption, and stress- and they are in love. Everything changes one night when Tim accidentally drives his car into Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker. (The Kalmyks are a semi-nomadic people of Mongolian decent.) The two men begin a torrid affair that involves howling and knocking over a lot of furniture. Tim is attracted to Uloomji's exotic demeanor and liberated by his impulsiveness and lack of inhibition. To Uloomji, Tim… More
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 33%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's certainly no surprise that the best apology Timofei can manage for the heartbroken Vera involves repeating lines from a bad television soap opera."
‑ Peter Debruge, Miami Herald
"To say the epilogue strains credibility is a kindness. The filmmakers seem set on a happy ending, no matter what the story itself is telling them."
‑ Achy Obejas, Chicago Tribune
"shows us a Russia we don't often get to see"
‑ Don Willmott, Filmcritic.com
"None of the performers leaves much of an impression...and the stylistic tricks, while visually interesting, aren't enough to compensate."
‑ Andy Klein, Los Angeles CityBeat
"The whole thing has a dour resolve that undermines its attempts at humor."
‑ Bill Gallo, Dallas Observer
"The fault lies in an anemic script and misguided attempts by co-directors Olga Stolpovskaya and Dmitry Troitsky to seem hip by using lots of quick cuts."
‑ Ruthe Stein, San Francisco Chronicle
"Though the progress of this ill-matched love triangle is fun to follow in its self-consciously wacky way, the movie's chief pleasures, at least to a Western eye, are anthropological."
‑ Ella Taylor, L.A. Weekly
"Stolpovskaya's story of bisexual desire does not hold up its narrative end."
‑ Laura Kelly, South Florida Sun-Sentinel
"...like an implausible, superficial knock-off of a Pedro Amolodovar flick."
‑ Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWire
"The characters are likeable so you don't mind following them on their adventures, even when the destination isn't exactly clear."
‑ Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone, TheMovieChicks.com
"The film comes off as little more than a shock-value exercise."
‑ Mario Tarradell, Dallas Morning News
"Sizzling premise loses steam"
‑ S. James Wegg, JWR
"The movie's choppy MTV-style edits seem to be covering up a lack of focus in the characters' motivations."
‑ Sean Means, Salt Lake Tribune
"Rather trite and passe, not to mention overwrought and narratively chaotic...this is one 'Love' that's easy to resist."
‑ Frank Swietek, One Guy's Opinion
"What was intended as a breezy multiple romance gets swamped by editorial turbulence."
‑ Jules Brenner, Cinema Signals
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