You May Not Kiss the Bride
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You May Not Kiss the Bride
You May Not Kiss the Bride is a charming tale of adventurous high jinx and budding romance involving an unassuming pet photographer (Annable) who is thrown head first into a series of unforeseeable events when he's forced to marry a Croatian mobster's daughter (McPhee) and spend his honeymoon at a secluded Tahitian resort where the bride is kidnapped. -- C) Official Site
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"Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it."
‑ Mark Jenkins, Washington Post
"It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough."
‑ Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic
"A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence."
‑ Brian Orndorf, Blu-ray.com
"The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior."
‑ Mark Olsen, Los Angeles Times
"A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements."
‑ Brent Simon, Shockya.com
"The charisma and comic timing of the film's female leads make up for some of the screenwriting rough patches but not enough to justify a trip to the theater."
‑ Brian Tallerico, HollywoodChicago.com
"Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride.""
‑ Tom Keogh, Seattle Times
"The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice."
‑ Todd Jorgenson, Cinemalogue.com
"This irredeemably silly tropical screwball comedy, made in 2009, is only now getting a release-and that's no surprise."
‑ David Noh, Film Journal International
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