Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts

Posted by saran 961 days ago
Full Story: http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
Hilarious site, listing various facts about Chuck Norris, such as:

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"

and

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

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  • Ghanjaspawn
    Just to clarify: They are not "jokes", they are FACTS.
    posted by Ghanjaspawn 466 days ago
  • mykitty78
    i like he
    posted by mykitty78 783 days ago
  • greenglow245
    ha ha the sites stupid...but hilarious!!
    posted by greenglow245 953 days ago
  • Jordi333
    hahaha I love chuck norris jokes my fav is probably chuck norris can speak brail hahaha they r big where I live
    posted by Jordi333 960 days ago
  • thazch
    hmm okay!!!
    posted by thazch 960 days ago
  • agustinlugo
    the chuck norris joke was never funny. it got old and fast.
    posted by agustinlugo 960 days ago
  • wennie34
    love it....
    posted by wennie34 960 days ago
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