An Ode to Ryan Phillippe
An Ode to Ryan Phillippe
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An ode to this man we love named Ryan,
If you say he's not hot here — you're lying.
He spent today in Hollywood running the stairs,
Our favorite part: when his stomach he bares.
He's lifting his shirt, touching his chin,
Where, oh, where do we even begin.
So much to say about this photograph,
We're baring our souls — so please, don't laugh.
We fell in love during Cruel Intentions,
Things we thought, we'd rather not mention.
When you wore blue, waiting atop that escalator,
You became our biggest crush since A.C. Slater.
Today you were kind enough to head outdoors and take the stairs,
And in doing so, you answered our slow-news-day prayers.
It began long ago when you were a snob named Sebastian,
And today, Ryan, we declare to you our love, ever lastin'.
If you say he's not hot here — you're lying.
He spent today in Hollywood running the stairs,
Our favorite part: when his stomach he bares.
He's lifting his shirt, touching his chin,
Where, oh, where do we even begin.
So much to say about this photograph,
We're baring our souls — so please, don't laugh.
We fell in love during Cruel Intentions,
Things we thought, we'd rather not mention.
When you wore blue, waiting atop that escalator,
You became our biggest crush since A.C. Slater.
Today you were kind enough to head outdoors and take the stairs,
And in doing so, you answered our slow-news-day prayers.
It began long ago when you were a snob named Sebastian,
And today, Ryan, we declare to you our love, ever lastin'.
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