This is how you squint without squinting. Sources say that Tyra Banks is thinking of giving up on America's Next Top Model to focus on her busted talk show. Put those bras back on, crazies!

I'll sue. Don't even think about it, Ty Ty. ANTM is NOTHING without your narcissism and insanity. Who else is going to show us how to "smile with our eyes" and give totally conflicting advice from episode to episode?

Who else can tell a girl to be a chameleon but remain herself? What? Ok, any loony. But will the loony have access to those wigs?

Tyra allegedly just wants to show up for the judging portion lately, and has little to no interaction with the contestants. She also supposedly can't get along with Mr. Jay Manuel, the bleached-out photoshoot art director. You know, the orange guy?

"It's gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren't speaking," an "insider" says.

Who the hell else is going to try and raise awareness about youth homelessness but then appear in a photo mocking them with a sign that says, "will pose for food?" NO ONE CAN REPLACE TYRA!