Keanu Reeves Wants Kids

Keanu Reeves wants to be a daddy. I can see him being one of those kind, but slightly distant fathers. You tell him you have soccer practice and he asks when you started playing soccer. That kind of Dad.

"That doesn't sound so bad. I wouldn't mind getting up at two in the morning. Pick up a little one, 'How's it going man? Good luck! I'll help you as much as I can.' " he says.

"Good luck?" Isn't this kid still a baby in this imaginary scenario? You can probably help the odds by being a little more pro-active, Keanu. "Good luck, kid! Avoid SIDS!"

Keanu is allegedly dating the wacky Parker Posey. Those would be some neurotic-ass children if those two procreated.