The Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of All Time
The Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of All Time
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The Dumbest Quotes of All Time
If you have read any of my blogs, you know that there two things I love in life – 1.) Making money with as little effort as possible, and 2.) Stupidity. So here’s my list of the dumbest quotes ever said:
POLITICAL IGNORANCE
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
-Sen. Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
-President Bush
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President Bush
"We are in a three-way split decision for third place."
-Sen. Joe Lieberman, on his fifth place finish in the New Hampshire primary
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
SPORTS STUPIDITY
"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk
"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical."
Yogi Berra
"The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don't know what that is."
-Former Yankee outfielder Louos Polonia
"I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming."
-Johnny Bench
"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."
-Football coach Ray Malavasi
"Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle."
-Karl Mecklenburg, Denver Broncos linebacker, before Super Bowl XXIV.
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
-Jerry Rice.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd
If you have read any of my blogs, you know that there two things I love in life – 1.) Making money with as little effort as possible, and 2.) Stupidity. So here’s my list of the dumbest quotes ever said:
POLITICAL IGNORANCE
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
-Sen. Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
-President Bush
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President Bush
"We are in a three-way split decision for third place."
-Sen. Joe Lieberman, on his fifth place finish in the New Hampshire primary
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
SPORTS STUPIDITY
"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk
"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical."
Yogi Berra
"The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don't know what that is."
-Former Yankee outfielder Louos Polonia
"I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming."
-Johnny Bench
"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."
-Football coach Ray Malavasi
"Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle."
-Karl Mecklenburg, Denver Broncos linebacker, before Super Bowl XXIV.
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
-Jerry Rice.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd
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