Brand:I upset girls that I don't chat up

BIZARRE’S Sh***** Of The Year crown comes with some drawbacks – as RUSSELL BRAND is finding out.

The comic’s prolific bedroom antics are beginning to upset women – especially when he DOESN’T try to get them between the sheets.

It’s a pitfall I never considered before, but it must be pretty soul-destroying if you are one of the few females he hasn’t set his roving eye on.

I went for a chinwag with Russell about his brilliant new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, before he jetted off on another leg of his campaign for global superstardom.

The randy star said: “It’s a bit of a slur for me not to try to charm a lady now.

“One of the girls from the film company picked me up from the airport on Saturday and mentioned later that she was worried I hadn’t turned my attentions to her. It’s a serious conundrum.”

During Russell’s extended stay in LA charming the pants off Hollywood bigwigs, he had some interesting celebrity encounters. He had a night out with DAVID BECKHAM, met up with Happy Days lord HENRY WINKLER, aka The Fonz, and cemented his friendship with grumpy singer MORRISSEY.

He added: “I get on really well with Morrissey now. He has come to two of my stand-up gigs and given me standing ovations at both of them.

“I send him a lot of e-mails and spend a lot of time pondering what to say.