Holy shit, this really happened. I really, really wasn't ready to believe that Mariah had actually gone and married Nick Cannon despite the numerous "confirmations" that kept trickling in, but here's a picture of the two of them on their secret wedding day. He must speak Unicorn because I can't think of any other way that he managed to sweep Ms. Mariah off her feet so much that he convinced her to tie the knot. Or maybe she was lying about her aversion to a baby "invasion" of her uterus and decided that wedding bells would help drown out the sound of her ticking biological clock.

In any case, Nick and Mariah have both gushed to People magazine about how happy they are. "We really do feel we are soulmates," Mariah told the magazine and added, "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Wow. This guy must really fill her honey-pot on the regular.

Meanwhile, here's the music video that started it all. Nick and Mariah met on the set of the video for her single, "Bye Bye" and keep your eyes peeled for a morose Mariah mourning the loss of her loved ones in her black "grieving" bikini.