Scarlett Johansson Bisexes It Up With Pe...

Scarlett Johansson Bisexes It Up With Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem

Posted by SexiVixxEN 72 days ago
Woody Allen directed an erotic film? Does it involve molested stepdaughters? Look, I know they weren't blood but direct your boner away from the immediate family, perv. It's just a little creepy.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out and engage in a threesome with Penelope's real-life beau Javier Bardem in Woody's new flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Can you imagine Woody leering at them making out and slowly massaging his old man nipples through his sweater? And calling for multiple takes? Scarjo plays an backpacker who gets involved with a painter and his jealous ex-girlfriend. Doesn't this sound like Penthouse Forum? Not that I'd know. Shut up!

"It is extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked," is what a source says about the film. Woody wankfest.
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this just sounds disgustin SHUT UP!!!!!
posted 68 days ago
InfamousHugo
posted by InfamousHugo
This is old news, and whoever wrote this isnt really funny, its not tasteless, its simply NOT funny.
posted 71 days ago
morbidcannibal
Whoever wrote this thinks they are funny but I just feel like bashing them. Stop being annoying.
posted 72 days ago