20 Worst Chick Flicks of All Time
20 Worst Chick Flicks of All Time
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All this buzz about Sex and the City got us thinking about chick flicks.
They’re not all bad, but what about those sappy messes that even women can’t stomach? Take a look at some of the offenders on our list of the 20 worst chick flicks of all time.
20. Autumn in New York
May/December romances… everybody loves those ,right? Not so much when it’s aging Casanova Richard Gere and terminally ill Wynona Ryder. The end credits couldn’t come fast enough on this disaster.
19. The English Patient
Long, drawn out, sweeping, epic… blech. We feel the pain of Ralph Fiennes’ burn — sitting through the 2 hour and 40 minute running time is torture.
18. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
This crappy chick flick about a dysfunctional mother and daughter is so bad, not even chicks like it.
17. The Notebook
This would have been a whole hell of a lot better if Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling had any chemistry. Very melodramatic, romantic… and boring. Overacting at every turn.
16. Dr. T & The Women
The handful of people who actually saw this movie are probably wishing they had that 2 hours of their life back. Richard Gere is a gynecologist surrounded by all sorts of crazy bitches – so many characters, but not a lot o’ plot.
15. Sweet November
Hot eccentric bohemian chick spends a month warming Keanu Reeves’ ice cold ad exec heart. Charlize isn’t hot enough to overcome the crappy acting and sap ending.
14. You’ve Got Mail
You’ve Got Mail has Parker Posey, Greg Kinnear and Dave Chappelle in supporting roles – that’s got to make it watchable, right? Apparently these actors were just in it for the paycheck because there’s not much else to see in this dorky email romancer.
13. The Prince of Tides
If you can take your eyes off of Barbra Steisand’s talon fingertips long enough to get to the heart of this movie…eh, who are we kidding? It sucks.
12. Georgia Rule
Three generations of dysfunctional women, Georgia Rule was promoted as a comedy, but fell short in that department. Plus all the Lindsay Lohan on set drama didn’t give this one a chance in hell of succeeding.
11. Crossroads
This is one hot mess of a chick flick, y’all, but you have to give pre-crazy Britney Spears credit for attempting an acting career. Then again, maybe it was Crossroads that began her downward spiral.
10. The Bridges of Madison County
Clint Eastwood, what were you thinking with this one? The Bridges of Madison County is the biggest piece of romantic schlock ever to come down the pike. A total snooze.
9. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
C’mon, those “magic” jeans are supposed to fit all of these girls? On that premise alone, we can’t buy into the sisterhood.
8. Fried Green Tomatoes
A middle aged woman is inspired by an old lady’s story and becomes empowered to change her dull existence. Yawn…
7. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Do we really need to know how to lose a guy in 10 days? A good start is making him sit though this shitty movie.
6. Beaches
The quintessential chick flick that gives us life, love, divorce, happiness, bitchiness and death, all wrapped up in Bette Midler’s sappy sweet swan song “You are the wind beneath my wings.” Women cry; men cry for their sanity.
5. Sleepless in Seattle
Dripping with sweet sentimentality, Sleepless is most girls’ perfect date movie and most guys’ perfect nightmare.
4. Dirty Dancing
You know the drill: nobody puts Baby in the corner. Corniest line ever muttered in a chick flick, but women still love this movie. The dancing may be steamy and hot, but Dirty Dancing falls flat on its face.
3. Steel Magnolias
It’s got the all-chick cast, including heavy hitters Shirley MacLaine and Sally Field. That should be a warning right there – add the death of Julia Roberts and this tearjerker will have you clawing to leave the room.
2. Ghost
When the highlight of Ghost is Demi Moore’s clay potter’s wheel scene, there’s nowhere to go but down. This toilet dweller is only enhanced by the many stupid expressions of Patrick Swayze.
1. Titanic
What about the history and the ship sinking — it’s a James Cameron masterpiece, right? The romance was over the top and the movie far too long. Kate Winslet’s tits may have been the only thing keeping this clunker afloat.
They’re not all bad, but what about those sappy messes that even women can’t stomach? Take a look at some of the offenders on our list of the 20 worst chick flicks of all time.
20. Autumn in New York
May/December romances… everybody loves those ,right? Not so much when it’s aging Casanova Richard Gere and terminally ill Wynona Ryder. The end credits couldn’t come fast enough on this disaster.
19. The English Patient
Long, drawn out, sweeping, epic… blech. We feel the pain of Ralph Fiennes’ burn — sitting through the 2 hour and 40 minute running time is torture.
18. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
This crappy chick flick about a dysfunctional mother and daughter is so bad, not even chicks like it.
17. The Notebook
This would have been a whole hell of a lot better if Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling had any chemistry. Very melodramatic, romantic… and boring. Overacting at every turn.
16. Dr. T & The Women
The handful of people who actually saw this movie are probably wishing they had that 2 hours of their life back. Richard Gere is a gynecologist surrounded by all sorts of crazy bitches – so many characters, but not a lot o’ plot.
15. Sweet November
Hot eccentric bohemian chick spends a month warming Keanu Reeves’ ice cold ad exec heart. Charlize isn’t hot enough to overcome the crappy acting and sap ending.
14. You’ve Got Mail
You’ve Got Mail has Parker Posey, Greg Kinnear and Dave Chappelle in supporting roles – that’s got to make it watchable, right? Apparently these actors were just in it for the paycheck because there’s not much else to see in this dorky email romancer.
13. The Prince of Tides
If you can take your eyes off of Barbra Steisand’s talon fingertips long enough to get to the heart of this movie…eh, who are we kidding? It sucks.
12. Georgia Rule
Three generations of dysfunctional women, Georgia Rule was promoted as a comedy, but fell short in that department. Plus all the Lindsay Lohan on set drama didn’t give this one a chance in hell of succeeding.
11. Crossroads
This is one hot mess of a chick flick, y’all, but you have to give pre-crazy Britney Spears credit for attempting an acting career. Then again, maybe it was Crossroads that began her downward spiral.
10. The Bridges of Madison County
Clint Eastwood, what were you thinking with this one? The Bridges of Madison County is the biggest piece of romantic schlock ever to come down the pike. A total snooze.
9. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
C’mon, those “magic” jeans are supposed to fit all of these girls? On that premise alone, we can’t buy into the sisterhood.
8. Fried Green Tomatoes
A middle aged woman is inspired by an old lady’s story and becomes empowered to change her dull existence. Yawn…
7. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Do we really need to know how to lose a guy in 10 days? A good start is making him sit though this shitty movie.
6. Beaches
The quintessential chick flick that gives us life, love, divorce, happiness, bitchiness and death, all wrapped up in Bette Midler’s sappy sweet swan song “You are the wind beneath my wings.” Women cry; men cry for their sanity.
5. Sleepless in Seattle
Dripping with sweet sentimentality, Sleepless is most girls’ perfect date movie and most guys’ perfect nightmare.
4. Dirty Dancing
You know the drill: nobody puts Baby in the corner. Corniest line ever muttered in a chick flick, but women still love this movie. The dancing may be steamy and hot, but Dirty Dancing falls flat on its face.
3. Steel Magnolias
It’s got the all-chick cast, including heavy hitters Shirley MacLaine and Sally Field. That should be a warning right there – add the death of Julia Roberts and this tearjerker will have you clawing to leave the room.
2. Ghost
When the highlight of Ghost is Demi Moore’s clay potter’s wheel scene, there’s nowhere to go but down. This toilet dweller is only enhanced by the many stupid expressions of Patrick Swayze.
1. Titanic
What about the history and the ship sinking — it’s a James Cameron masterpiece, right? The romance was over the top and the movie far too long. Kate Winslet’s tits may have been the only thing keeping this clunker afloat.
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