Adam Sandler's With Child

"Comedian" Adam Sandler announced on the Tonight Show on Wednesday night that his wife Jackie is expecting their second child. The couple already have a two-year-old daughter, Sadie.

The "comedy star", 41, says that wifey is experiencing the morning sickness. Note to readers: when one of your fag hags is pregnant and feeling the morning sickness, don't try to calm her down and just tell her to eat crackers. A modelesque friend of mind was pregnant with her first child and bitch was ANGRY. Angry at the weight gain, angry at the husband for impregnating her, and angry later on that the baby wouldn't come out when it got close to her due date. She ended up being a great mom, but you don't want to offer crackers to a hormonal psychotic. You need to back away, go to your cubicle and pray that she doesn't take the office out.

"In the beginning, I would rub her back and go, 'It's worth it. We're going to have another beautiful baby, I love you, thanks for doing this,'" Sandler says he told his wife. And that guy's all jokey. She must want to crack him over the face with a lamp.

Sandler, who seems like a cool guy in real life but damn, some of those movies aren't funny, says being a dad is "a lot of fun." But his daughter fails to acknowledge his genius.

"You know what is surprising? That the kid looks through me. The kid... there's no focus... Every time I think the kid likes me I'm like, 'Oh, she's staring at my forehead right now,' " he says. She's probably trying to refrain from telling you that Happy Gilmore sucked.