MTV getting jitters over Russell Brand hosting VMA...
MTV getting jitters over Russell Brand hosting VMAs!
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Matt19911
464 days ago
With Russell Brand's mega-bucks presenting debut approaching, his American hosts are beginning to panic.
The comedian has been forbidden to say a couple of things when he takes to the stage for the MTV awards in LA in September.
Russell told us: "I've been warned when I'm presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say.
"One - c***. And two - Scientology.
"There is one sentence that could join both of those words but I'm going to try and not say it.
"I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, 'Grab her tit'!"
Thankfully Russell managed to control his urge and the royal bosom remained untouched.
Maybe the Americans are being over-cautious but Russell does, after all, have history with MTV.
He was sacked from the station after turning up for work on September 12, 2001, dressed as Osama bin Laden.
The comedian has been forbidden to say a couple of things when he takes to the stage for the MTV awards in LA in September.
Russell told us: "I've been warned when I'm presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say.
"One - c***. And two - Scientology.
"There is one sentence that could join both of those words but I'm going to try and not say it.
"I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, 'Grab her tit'!"
Thankfully Russell managed to control his urge and the royal bosom remained untouched.
Maybe the Americans are being over-cautious but Russell does, after all, have history with MTV.
He was sacked from the station after turning up for work on September 12, 2001, dressed as Osama bin Laden.
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