Best movie bro-mances

Since the beginning of film, "buddy movies" have provided some of most memorable quotes in cinema, from Laurel and Hardy's baffled banter to Harold and Kumar's R-rated rants. With Pineapple Express now in theaters, here's a look back at 25 of the best movie pairings in their own words.

1.Step Brothers (2008)

BRENNAN (Will Ferrell): Alright. If you were a chick, who's the one guy you would sleep with?
BRENNAN & DALE (John C. Reilly): John Stamos.
DALE: WHAT?!?
BRENNAN: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: YEP!
2.Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)

HAROLD (John Cho): Why does everything have to be a huge argument with you, man?
KUMAR (Kal Penn): Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one's going to shut me up.
3.Hot Fuzz (2007)

DANNY (Nick Frost): What's it like being stabbed?
NICHOLAS (Simon Pegg): It was the single most painful experience of my life.
DANNY: What's the second most painful?
4.Wedding Crashers (2005)

JEREMY (Vince Vaughn): Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
JOHN (Owen Wilson): Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.
JEREMY: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
5.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

HARRY (Robert Downey Jr.): Do you think I'm stupid?
PERRY (Val Kilmer): I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid.
6.Sideways (2004)

JACK (Thomas Haden Church): Do not sabotage me.
MILES (Paul Giamatti): Oh, aye, aye, Captain. You got it.
JACK: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
MILES: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving!
7.Shanghai Noon (2000)

ROY (Owen Wilson): If people start looking at you funny then just say, "Howdy, partner."
CHON WANG (Jackie Chan): ...Howdy... partner?
ROY: Say it a little faster than that or people'll think you're slow in the head.
8.The Big Lebowski (1998)

WALTER (John Goodman): You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
THE DUDE (Jeff Bridges): Then you know he's got emotional problems, man.
WALTER: You mean... beyond pacifism?
9.Men In Black (1997)

JAY (Will Smith): You do know Elvis is dead, right?
KAY (Tommy Lee Jones): No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
10.Swingers (1996)

MIKE (Jon Favreau): Can we just go, please? Can we go?
TRENT (Vince Vaughn): Baby, look at me. Look at me. You're money. And you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
MIKE: I want to leave.
TRENT: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.
11.Clerks (1994)

RANDAL (Jeff Anderson): You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
DANTE (Brian O'Halloran): Which ones?
RANDAL: All of them.
12.Wayne's World (1992)

GARTH (Dana Carvey): Um, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman? You think you're gonna hurl?
WAYNE (Mike Myers): I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
13.Midnight Run (1988)

JONATHAN (Charles Grodin): I've got money, you know. I'll give you whatever you want.
JACK (Robert De Niro): Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes, and already I don't like you.
JONATHAN: Gee, that's too bad, because I really like you!
14.Rain Man (1988)

CHARLIE (Tom Cruise): Using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond?
RAYMOND (Dustin Hoffman): Yeah.
CHARLIE: Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!
15.Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

NEAL (Steve Martin): Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist. And I really want to finish this article, a friend of mine wrote it, so...
DEL (John Candy): Don't let me stand in your way. Please, don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth. You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut. If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs...
16.Lethal Weapon (1987)

RIGGS (Mel Gibson): You don't trust me at all, do you?
MURTAUGH (Danny Glover): Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
RIGGS: Fair enough.
17.48 hrs (1982)

REGGIE (Eddie Murphy): You got a lady, Cates?
JACK (Nick Nolte): Yeah.
REGGIE: You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.
18.The Blues Brothers (1980)

JAKE (John Belushi): First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
ELWOOD (Dan Aykroyd): They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
19.Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke (1978)

PEDRO (Cheech Marin): Hey, how am I driving, man?
MAN (Tommy Chong): I think we're parked.
20.The Producers (1967)
LEO (Gene Wilder): Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
MAX (Zero Mostel): They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
21.Some Like It Hot (1959)

JERRY (Jack Lemmon): Have I got things to tell you!
JOE (Tony Curtis): What happened?
JERRY: I'm engaged.
JOE: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
JERRY: I am!
22.Road to Morocco (1942)

JEFF (Bing Crosby): We must storm the place.
TURKEY (Bob Hope): You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.
23.In the Navy (1941)

SMOKEY (Bud Abbott): Did you ever go to school, stupid?
POMEROY (Lou Costello): Yeah, and I come out the same way.
24.The Flying Deuces (1939)

Stan (Stan Laurel): Well, now that you're going to go, what would you like to come back as?
OLLIE (Oliver Hardy): Well, I haven't given it much thought. I like horses. I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.
STAN: Hah!
OLLIE: What would you like to be when you come back?
STAN: Oh, I'd rather come back as myself. I always got on swell with me.