Verne Troyer's Birthday, Buckets Of Booze And Kell...
Verne Troyer's Birthday, Buckets Of Booze And Kelly Osbourne
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Petes1234567
354 days ago
That two-foot-eight inch porn star known as Verne Troyer invaded London and partied his miniature butt off in celebration of his January 1st 40th birthday.
All we can say is "YIKES!"
Verne arrived to London's Mahiki nighclub atop the shoulders of some "aide" and indulged in a frat boy-esque six-hour binge drinking bender.
According to the Mirror, Verne bought shots of some potent mix called Treasure Chest, and tried desperately to get birthday booty from Kelly Osbourne by sending her shots of tequila.
Kelly Osbourne? C'mon, Verne.
She didn't bite, but speaking of liquor, we've been trying to drink away the visual memories of his porn debut for several months and will have to order an extra round this time erase even the suggestion he could get freaky with Kelly Osbourne. Those visuals are population controlling.
All we can say is "YIKES!"
Verne arrived to London's Mahiki nighclub atop the shoulders of some "aide" and indulged in a frat boy-esque six-hour binge drinking bender.
According to the Mirror, Verne bought shots of some potent mix called Treasure Chest, and tried desperately to get birthday booty from Kelly Osbourne by sending her shots of tequila.
Kelly Osbourne? C'mon, Verne.
She didn't bite, but speaking of liquor, we've been trying to drink away the visual memories of his porn debut for several months and will have to order an extra round this time erase even the suggestion he could get freaky with Kelly Osbourne. Those visuals are population controlling.
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