Taylor Momsen Isn't That Famous
Taylor Momsen Isn't That Famous
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Taylor Momsen, the faux-punky "bad girl" (we guess) of the Gossip Girl cast isn't nearly as famous as her bloated, little 15-year-old head thinks she is.
While Taylor's been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she's virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she "made a huge scene covering her face and trying to duck behind her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice her."
Aw. It's tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn't know what hit them
While Taylor's been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she's virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she "made a huge scene covering her face and trying to duck behind her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice her."
Aw. It's tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn't know what hit them
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