Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Not Engaged

Justin Timberlake swung by The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday to parade around his William Rast clothing line and place a muzzle on all those (lone three or four) voices saying he and Jessica Biel are engaged.

Sadly, the rumored fairytale Italian wedding of Justin and Jessica will have to remain in the fantasies of our imaginations.

"I'm not engaged," he told Oprah. "If she's engaged, we have a problem."

? Last we heard Don Juan de Justin was starting to get the roving eye and planning his escape from the "controlling" talons of Jessica. Why don't we address that rumor?

Instead, the interview was reliably bland. Jessica is a "huge muse" and he made a little jokey ha ha about his Saturday Night Live Beyonce back-up dancing panty-hose performance.

We give the relationship three months tops. (Of course we do)