Elizabeth Banks Is A Woman In Prison
Elizabeth Banks Is A Woman In Prison
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mrbicklethepickle
131 days ago
So it looks like I’m going to have to fight Russell Crowe. He’s playing Elizabeth Banks’ husband in Paul Haggis’s next movie The Next Three Days. I’ve been auditioning for the role of her husband for years now and for him to swoop in and pull the carpet out from under me is unacceptable. Why couldn’t it be Andy Dick? I’m pretty sure I can beat up Andy Dick.
THR says that in the film the lovely Miss Banks will play Laura. She seems to have a thing for Lauras, having played Laura Bush in W.. This Laura is not the wife of America’s clown prince of leadership but rather a woman imprisoned for a murder she didn’t commit. It’s up to Russell Crowe to clear her name, and defeat me in a three round, no holds barred, cage match. My chances are not good.
The movie is a remake, but that’s ok since it’s a remake of a French thriller called Pour elle which no one in America would even know exist if I hadn’t just now told some of them. Don’t let your knowledge of its existence get in the way of enjoying Banks’ adventures on cellblock C.
THR says that in the film the lovely Miss Banks will play Laura. She seems to have a thing for Lauras, having played Laura Bush in W.. This Laura is not the wife of America’s clown prince of leadership but rather a woman imprisoned for a murder she didn’t commit. It’s up to Russell Crowe to clear her name, and defeat me in a three round, no holds barred, cage match. My chances are not good.
The movie is a remake, but that’s ok since it’s a remake of a French thriller called Pour elle which no one in America would even know exist if I hadn’t just now told some of them. Don’t let your knowledge of its existence get in the way of enjoying Banks’ adventures on cellblock C.
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