Menacing Movie Monsters: A Scientific Ordering Of ...
Menacing Movie Monsters: A Scientific Ordering Of Man's Toughest Foes
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Petes1234567
86 days ago
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my, what pussies. Those beasts of burden might be gorging themselves atop Darwin's food chain, but with a little ingenuity, brawn and gun powder, you could easily defeat the entire Bearenstein Bear family. Sure, they sound menacing, minacious even, but the lumbering phylum of oafs are mostly passive---like James Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues. It's all fun and Slaughterhouse V until you shit on Dawson's territory or inject the bear's black friend with chemicals so he can play on an injured knee. Give me a zombie or a werewolf or at least a reincarnated serial killer doll. The supernatural may seem an impossible juggernaut, but Dwight Schrute knows how to best these fiends and you should too. Actually, I can't tell you how to properly slay a ninja or pack of cerebra, but I can tell you which ones to fear the most, which ones you can fight off yourself and which ones you'll need at least one Corey for. Get the silver bullets out of the safety deposit box and arm yourself to the teeth with garlic, it's an ordered list of the ten most frightening ghouls a man can ever deign to engage in Mortal Kombat.
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