What Soprano character are you?

Someone cuts in front of you at the bakery. Do you...

tap them on the shoulder and say "what the fuck cocksucker?"
Take note of the face and then tell your henchmen to deal with it later.
Ask the person to politely move in a calm manner.
Tell the others in the queue to leave the store and then shoot the guy in the foot to teach him a lesson.

You're out at a restaurant and someone isn't laughing at your jokes. Do you...

Report him to the FBI.
Quote a line from the film Gladiator, then grab your fork and repeatedly stab the guy in the face.
Take a puff at your cigar, wait for the guy to tell his own joke and then highlight what a fucking disgraceful joke it was.
Wait patiently until after dinner, then tell the guy that next time if he doesn't laugh, you'll give a pretty Glasgow smile to make sure he is at least smiling.

You have an argument with a member of "da family", To reconcile your differences do you...

Give the guy a big bear hug, kiss him, ruffle his hair, then hug and kiss him again.
Say "T! I'm sorry!” Then go out and buy yourself a new Fila tacksuit.
Tell the FBI about it.
Shrug you shoulders and go with the flow.

Someone is drunk at a party and acting disrespectfully towards the boss. Do you...

Say "Oooooo! What the fuck!" Then threaten to put the guy in place if he continues.
Politely offer to walk the guy home.
Call the guy "a cocksucker", complain that things aren't like they used to be in the old days and then put a number on the guy's head.
Drag the guy outside and tell him to get his act together... or else.

What is your idea of a good evening?

Quiet time with the family.
Fast cars, whores, tracksuits and narcotics.
An evening in front of the box with few interruptions.
A night of debauchery and masochistic acts... followed by a viewing of Spartacus.
An undisturbed night with your toys/models.
Great Italian food and wine at a restaurant.
Hangout at a strip club.
A night alone, enjoying your own company.

You've been given instructions on a hit. Do you...

Get straight on it. Find the target, eliminate the target, job done.
Do a quick line, commit some debaucherous acts, forget the job, apologize profusely to the boss and do the job another time.
Run and tell the FBI about the job.
Give the order to someone else and when the job is done, claim it was your work and reap the rewards.

You need to earn some extra cash. Do you...

Ask the boss politely to be given a bit more responsibility in "da family".
Request to have someone else whacked so that you can then take their points.
Up the weekly intake from your soldiers and explain that you just wanna little taste for yourself.
Break into your mother's friend's house murder her and take whatever she has.

A waiter is late bringing you a bottle of wine. Do you...

Nod to signal your capos that they should take the waiter around back and break his legs.
Agree with your boss and just echo everything he says.
Grab the waiter by the hair, call him a fuck and then tell him not to be so disrespectful and send him on his way.
Grab the wine bottle threaten the waiter and then smash him round the head with it anyway... then send the douche on his way.

You find out that one of your family members is an informant for the FBI. Do you...

Tell the person in question "I am Maximus Decimus Aurelius and I will have my vengeance" and then attack the guy with whatever is closest to you.
Make out that things are cool, offer to take the guy out for a drive and then clip him.
Pat him on the back and tell him that you understand.
Go ballistic! Kill the guy there and then, then clean up the mess and go home and work on your movie script.

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