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Title:	Dumb & Dumber Quotes
Description:	Perhaps the most quotable movie ever created.
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Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: _______________
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- I'm sorry, but you're such a loser! No offense.
- Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
- Oh man, that's too bad!
- Oh great, now what are we gonna do about the worm store?
- Oh yeah? What happened?
[coming out of the 7-11]
Lloyd: Hey guys. Oh, ________________
All right! Well, see ya later.
- You like my Lamborghini?
- You know Mary Swanson, right?
- I had explosive diarrhea last night.
- Big Gulps huh?
- Look at the butt on that!
Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough]
Lloyd: Petey.
Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry, _____________________
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- I feel really bad about it.
- I taped it back on. . . Duh.
- I took care of it.
- He paid me 25 bucks.
- We need the extra cash. . . It's fine.
Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can't do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, _______________
- touch blue make it true.
- startsies endsies.
- anti-triple stamp.
- endsies or startsies.
- no startsies.
Harry: I can't believe it.
Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.
Lloyd: ______________________
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- It's alright, you tried to save him.
- Man that was gross.
- Well, the pills didn't help much.
- It's ok, I destroyed those blinds.
- Not if you count the gurgling sound.
[while looking back at Mary]
Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a _________! That's the worst! I have this ______, well y'know, I had this _______...
- burning bridge, fiancé, fiancé
- heavy boulder, sister, sister
- burning bridge, friend, friend
- gas truck, brother, brother
- gas truck, cousin, cousin
Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Harry: ____________________
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- I'm going to kill you Lloyd!
- Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?
- Sweaty? I'm going to kill you Lloyd!
- Extra gloves? We're in the Rockies!
- I'll show you sweaty!
Lloyd: [after a confrontation with Sea Bass] You really wimped out, man.
Harry: What are you talking about, wimped out? Wha... Did you s... _________________
- That guy is huge!
- The guy hawked on my burger!
- The guy's name is Sea Bass!
- You weren't much help!
- You just kept pointing at me!
Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Of course.
Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, _____________________________. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
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- are wonderful and can still serve a purpose
- are kind to others, except when feeling threatened
- aren't as nasty and mean as some people say
- still serve a purpose in society
- although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose
Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
Lloyd: _______________
- Okay! Don't tell me any more!
- Okay, Kill Him!
- Okay! Where should I sign!?
- Stop! I can't take it!
- Harry, you're a terrible shot!
State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of Boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
Harry & Lloyd: Oh no, no sir.
State Trooper: Yeah well what's that?
Harry: That's nothing sir.
Lloyd: Yeah nothing.
State Trooper: Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? __________________
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- Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
- I could take you downtown right now if I wanted to.
- Your cardigan is stained with booze you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
- I don't think you're telling me the truth.
- I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
State Trooper: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy!
Lloyd: _________
- That's a mistake sir.
- Here ya go sir.
- Tic Tac sir?
- That's a nice cardigan.
- No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... _____________
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-
- and make a fool of yourself.
- and now I know you are dumber than me.
- and bring shame upon your good name.
- and totally redeem yourself!
- the shaggin wagon is gone!
Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: _______________________
- Thank you, Flo.
- Please, fetch me some of that.
- Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
- That sounds very tasty.
- Mmmm. Please bring me some of that.
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. ___________________________ I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd.
- Where we can get up in the morning and have a good time.
- Where we can get plugged into the social pipeline.
- Where we can wear the clothes that we've always wanted.
- Where we can start the worm store.
- Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: ___________ ?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool!
- Do you like skiing
- Want to go out with me
- You're spilling everywhere
- Both of 'em?
- Are you good at skiing
Harry: Hi, Lloyd!
Lloyd: Hi, Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. ________________
-
-
- Heard there was a guy peeing on the wall outside.
- Fell off a jet way again.
- Heard the Shaggin Wagon can get air.
- We've gotta get out of this dump!
- I've got worms.
Bonus Question: "E" is the right answer.
GOOD JOB ON ANSWERING ALL THE QUESTIONS! HOPE YOU HAD FUN!
- Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya? How's your burger?
- Both cheeks! ma ma ma!
- You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back THAT way.
- Pick em up! GRIPES!
- I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. . . and I didn't even see it comin!

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