Dumb & Dumber Quotes

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Perhaps the most quotable movie ever created.

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  • Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
    Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
    Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
    Lloyd: _______________
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  • [coming out of the 7-11]
    Lloyd: Hey guys. Oh, ________________
    All right! Well, see ya later.
  • Lloyd: I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough]
    Lloyd: Petey.
    Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
    Lloyd: Harry, _____________________
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  • Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
    Lloyd: You can't do that!
    Harry: Can too!
    Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
    Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
    Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, _______________
  • Harry: I can't believe it.
    Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
    Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.
    Lloyd: ______________________
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  • [while looking back at Mary]
    Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a _________! That's the worst! I have this ______, well y'know, I had this _______...
  • Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
    Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
    Harry: ____________________
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  • Lloyd: [after a confrontation with Sea Bass] You really wimped out, man.
    Harry: What are you talking about, wimped out? Wha... Did you s... _________________
  • Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
    Elderly woman: Of course.
    Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, _____________________________. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
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  • Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...
    Lloyd: _______________
  • State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of Boozing have ya? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
    Harry & Lloyd: Oh no, no sir.
    State Trooper: Yeah well what's that?
    Harry: That's nothing sir.
    Lloyd: Yeah nothing.
    State Trooper: Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? __________________
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  • State Trooper: You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy!
    Lloyd: _________
  • [after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
    Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... _____________
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  • Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
    [Harry and Lloyd crack up]
    Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
    Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
    Lloyd: _______________________
  • Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
    Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. ___________________________ I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
    Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd.
  • Harry: Skis, huh?
    Beth: That's right!
    Harry: Great! They yours?
    Beth: Uh-huh.
    Harry: ___________ ?
    Beth: Yes.
    Harry: Ah... cool!

  • Harry: Hi, Lloyd!
    Lloyd: Hi, Harry!
    Harry: How was your day?
    Lloyd: Not bad. ________________
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  • Bonus Question: "E" is the right answer.
    GOOD JOB ON ANSWERING ALL THE QUESTIONS! HOPE YOU HAD FUN!
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